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Bedroom # 2
Living Room
Kitchen
Pool Tabl

Reviews

8.6 out of 10
Excellent
4 bedrooms3 bathroomsSleeps 8

Popular amenities

  • Kitchen
  • Washer
  • Dryer
  • Air conditioning
  • Outdoor Space
  • Parking available

Rooms & beds

4 bedrooms (sleeps 8)

Bedroom 1

1 King Bed

Bedroom 2

1 Queen Bed

Bedroom 3

1 Double Bed

Bedroom 4

2 Twin Beds

3 bathrooms

Bathroom 1

Bathtub or shower · Toilet

Bathroom 2

Bathtub or shower · Toilet

Bathroom 3

Bathtub or shower · Toilet

Spaces

Deck or patio
Kitchen

About this property

5 o'clock Somewhere - Pool Table, Walking Distance to Portside Bar & Grill, Just Like New!

Step inside and be greeted by a tastefully decorated interior that exudes warmth and coziness. The entrance, with just two steps, ensures easy access, ideal for unloading after a day of adventures. The open-concept design seamlessly integrates the dining room, kitchen, and living area, creating an inviting space for family gatherings and entertaining.

The well-appointed kitchen, with its horseshoe layout, provides convenience at your fingertips, while the dining room table accommodates six guests, with additional seating for three at the kitchen bar. Relax in the living room, equipped with a new flat-screen TV and DirecTV, ensuring everyone can unwind with their favorite shows.

On the main level, discover the master bedroom retreat featuring a plush King bed, access to the full-length waterfront deck, and an ensuite bath. A second bedroom with a queen bed offers additional comfort, complemented by a full hall bathroom and laundry room.
Step outside onto the expansive waterfront deck, furnished with a patio set seating six and four Adirondack chairs, perfect for soaking in the serene lake views. Fire up the three-burner gas grill for a delicious outdoor barbecue experience.

Descend to the lower level, where endless entertainment awaits in the rec room, complete with a spacious sectional sofa and a full-size pool table. Two additional bedrooms, one with a Double bed and the other with two twin beds, provide ample sleeping arrangements, accompanied by a third full bathroom.

Outside, the lower level patio beckons with a slider swing, offering a peaceful spot to enjoy the sights and sounds of nature. Take advantage of the covered dock equipped with lights and electric, along with a floater for your water adventures.

Conveniently located just a short ride or walk away, Portside Bar and Grill awaits with its renowned wings, offering a delightful culinary experience to complement your lakeside retreat.

Escape to this idyllic lakefront haven and create cherished memories with family and friends amidst the beauty of Smith Mountain Lake.
Bedding:
Main Level: BR1 -King, BR 2 - Queen.
Lower Level: BR 3 - Double, BR 4 - 2 Twins
Home managed by CB Sales and Rentals, Inc. | You must bring your own fitted and flat sheets, towels, and toiletry items. Linen rentals are available third party if you prefer to pack light. Comforters, quilts, pillows, and mattress protectors are provided. Occupancy is set by the counties and state of VA; we do not have the ability to override it or make exceptions. Please do not ask.
Nearest Boat Launch: |
SML State Park: R19 540-297-6066 Eastern side of lake at the State Park|
Nearest Boat Rentals:|
Saunder's Parkway Marina: Located at R6 by water, at the end of 626 by road. 540-297-4412|
Bridgewater Marina, State Park Location: Located at R19 conveniently located right on the beach in the Smith Mountain Lake State Park. Memorial Day - Labor Day Weekend. 540.297.3642|

Nearest Dumpsite: 1832 Radford Church Rd, Moneta, VA 24121 7am - 7pm |
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Amenities

Kitchen
Washer
Dryer
Air conditioning
Outdoor Space
Water view

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House Rules

Check in after 4:00 PM
Minimum age to rent: 25
Check out before 10:00 AM
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Children

Children allowed: ages 0-17
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Events

No events allowed
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Pets

No pets allowed
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Smoking

Smoking is not permitted

Important information

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Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector with you on the trip
Host has not indicated whether there is a smoke detector on the property

About the neighborhood

Moneta

Located in Moneta, this vacation home is in a rural area and on the waterfront. Virginia Dare Cruises & Marina and Lake Haven Marina are worth checking out if an activity is on the agenda, while those wishing to experience the area's natural beauty can explore Smith Mountain Lake and Smith Mountain Lake State Park. Water skiing and fishing offer great chances to get out on the surrounding water, or you can seek out an adventure with hiking/biking trails and ecotours nearby.
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Moneta, VA

What's nearby

  • Smith Mountain Lake - 1 min walk - 0.1 km
  • Virginia Dare Cruises & Marina - 14 min walk - 1.2 km
  • Smith Mountain Lake State Park - 8 min drive - 5.1 km
  • Liberty University - 49 min drive - 64.3 km
  • Berglund Center - 50 min drive - 53.6 km

Getting around

  • Roanoke Regional Airport (ROA) - 65 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Jake's Place - ‬25 min drive
  • ‪Bojangles' Famous Chicken 'n Biscuits - ‬29 min drive
  • ‪Mitchell's Restaurant - ‬22 min drive
  • ‪Drifter's - ‬24 min drive
  • ‪Napoli By The Lake - ‬42 min drive

Frequently asked questions

Is 5 o'clock Somewhere - Pool Table, Walking Distance to Portside Bar & Grill, Just Like New! pet-friendly?

No, pets are not allowed at this property.

How much does it cost to stay at 5 o'clock Somewhere - Pool Table, Walking Distance to Portside Bar & Grill, Just Like New!?

As of Mar 12, 2026, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at 5 o'clock Somewhere - Pool Table, Walking Distance to Portside Bar & Grill, Just Like New! on Apr 1, 2026 start from $346, including taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.

How much is parking?

Onsite parking is available at the property.

What time is check-in at 5 o'clock Somewhere - Pool Table, Walking Distance to Portside Bar & Grill, Just Like New!?

Check-in begins at 4:00 PM.

What time is check-out at 5 o'clock Somewhere - Pool Table, Walking Distance to Portside Bar & Grill, Just Like New!?

Check-out is at 10:00 AM.

Where is 5 o'clock Somewhere - Pool Table, Walking Distance to Portside Bar & Grill, Just Like New! located?

Situated on the waterfront, this vacation home is within a 15-minute walk of Virginia Dare Cruises & Marina and Smith Mountain Lake. Smith Mountain Lake State Park and Lake Haven Marina are also within 9 mi (15 km).

Reviews

8.6

Excellent

Reviews are presented in chronological order, subject to a moderation process, and verified unless otherwise labeled.
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Rating 10 - Excellent. 16 out of 34 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 11 out of 34 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 6 out of 34 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 1 out of 34 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 0 out of 34 reviews

8.0/10

Cleanliness

9.8/10

Check-in

9.4/10

Communication

9.2/10

Location

8.0/10

Listing accuracy

Reviews

8/10 Good

Verified traveler

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
5 O’Clock Somewhere provided a comfortable setting with a beautiful view for a get together with friends.
Stayed 3 nights in Sep 2025

10/10 Excellent

Melissa K.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Great family spot

Nice house to accommodate a family and easily accessible to local attractions. Quiet and peaceful during our stay.
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2020

8/10 Good

Janet B.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Annual SML End of Summer Family Weekend

Great location, was sufficient for our stay, had everything you needed.
Stayed 3 nights in Sep 2023

10/10 Excellent

Michael B.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
We had family staying for a wedding. The front door key was difficult to unlock the front door. Also, it would be nice to have a "pod" type coffee maker in the kitchen. There was a damaged corner dry wall molding on the first-floor hallway. And the carpet could use a cleaning throughout the house. Otherwise, the house was perfect for our stay.
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2025

8/10 Good

Norma B C.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Fun getaway

first time at smith mt lake, was much fun. House was basic but sufficient. Lake was great for boating and swimming - warm and deep. Mgt reponsive to problems with fridge - fixed within a few hours. Would definitely stay again.
Stayed 7 nights in Jul 2020

4/10 Poor

Chris L.

Liked: Check-in, communication
Disliked: Listing accuracy

LeBlanc

Nice home overall, but appears to be a problem with the water. Clothes came out stained when washer was used, and we were forced to use bottled water for the week and launder elsewhere. Very nice dock area, but most rentals provide access to water toys, etc. so not having that available was a disappointment. Living space of the home is very nice
Stayed 7 nights in Jun 2024

10/10 Excellent

Hunter S.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Stay was nice, not quite what the pictures show in a good way.

The house was great for the weekend. Could use some minor touchups here and there but overall it's great. The pictures don't do it justice honestly. There's a nicer couch and TV downstairs and all the bed spreads were nicer than the pictures. Owner let us stay later and were very quick to respond.
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2022

8/10 Good

Lindsay T.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, location

Okay

Altogether we had a wonderful time. There were a few complications The dock lights don't work King bath had water on full blast plus it's leaking out of shower head. Needs some slip stuff on deck, and a mat at the deck door
Stayed 4 nights in Sep 2022

10/10 Excellent

Adam E.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Great vacation every year

We stay at this house every year for our week at the lake, and we always have such a great time! Great amenities and a great price!
Stayed 7 nights in Jul 2022

10/10 Excellent

J R.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Awesome week on the lake

Beautiful setting in quiet neighborhood with a very nice dock! We enjoyed the week with family and all the lake activities. There is space where we docked our rental pontoon right at the house each evening which was very convenient too.
Stayed 7 nights in Jun 2021

10/10 Excellent

Heather L.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Weekend Not Enough!

Days leading up to check-in, host replied to messages right away and was always very friendly. House is in perfect location and has absolutely everything you could need or think of, for vacation. The kids loved being able to swim off of the dock and us adults loved being able to watch from the deck and various lawn furniture (provided). The weather was perfect and so is the view!! This house did not disappoint, but exceeded our expectations. We were only there for two short nights and didn't want to leave!! The host was kind enough to allow late check-out and said we could stay until 1pm!! Will definitely be booking, again! ... it's 5 o'clock somewhere!!
Stayed 2 nights in Sep 2021

6/10 Okay

Jeff M.

Liked: Check-in, communication, location
Disliked: Listing accuracy

Not as advertised

To say the least, we were very disappointed. The ad placed on VRBO certainly doesn’t reflect the current condition of this rental property. To name a few issues: • Worn out and almost filthy upholstered furniture • Many marks and stains on most walls • Badly stained toilets (especially the common bathroom on the main floor.) • Broken toilet seat in the master bathroom • Stained shower curtain liners • Bottoms of basement blinds were black with mold • Kitchen sink faucet cap broken, no working coffee maker, no light in refrigerator, no stove light. • Food left in fridge and cupboard from previous renters • No outside lights to illuminate the parking and front porch areas (there are light fixtures, just no working light bulbs) • Many burned out light bulbs throughout the house • Junk pile at the end of the upstairs deck, outside the master bedroom (broken chair with a pillow shoved into it, some vinyl tarp balled up, broken table umbrella, etc.) • Trip hazards at the transition from carpeting to “wood” flooring • Very poor water pressure in the master bathroom shower • Tears in master bathroom rugs • Over-grown vegetation, including vines encroaching the sliding glass door downstairs and growing onto the steps down to the dock • Rotting handrail in some areas on the steps down to the lake • House siding appears to have not be cleaned in years. “Melted’ siding on back porch • No seating on the downstairs patio area, even though pictured in the ad The above information was sent to the company that manages this rental (CB Rentals). I asked for a refund/discount as this property wasn't accurately represented in the write up. The management company wrote back, essentially telling me that we should have contacted them with these issues when we noticed them so they could address them. Really? We would have had workers in the house the entire time we were there if we took that route. Also to note is that some of the issues we saw, had been reported via the VRBO review of this rental numerous times in the past, so beware. They really missed the point of my email to them (what was advertised and what we got were two different things, and that some type of compensation should be made.) The property was a mess and not managed well at all.
Stayed 4 nights in Sep 2021

6/10 Okay

tim l.

Liked: Check-in, communication, location

120 mockingbird

Overall the house was pretty good. Location on the lake was nice.
Stayed 4 nights in Aug 2021

6/10 Okay

John and Annette W.

Liked: Check-in, communication, location
Disliked: Cleanliness, listing accuracy

TLC

House is in a great location on the lake. Low boat traffic and quiet with a lot of wildlife walking around. Had a great time. The house was not in the best shape when we arrived. Refrigerator filthy. Screens broken on upper and lower screen doors, many dead light bulbs, rotted boards on porch and floating dock. Porch umbrella broken. Dock fitting holding floating dock to dock house closest to house has 1 out of 6 bolts installed. Picture as advertised does not reflect actual view at present time. House would be great with alittle TLC.
Stayed 7 nights in Jul 2021

6/10 Okay

Lisa F.

Liked: Check-in, communication, location

Good location but some issues.

The pros of this house are that it’s in a good location in a quiet cove without a lot of boat traffic and the downstairs living area provides extra space for everyone to spread out. The cons are that the downstairs was full of bugs. We should have known it was going to be a problem when we saw 3 cans of bug spray on the counter when we first walked in. There are also several places where there are rotted boards on the deck and on the dock. The handrail going down to the dock is loose in places and the railing on the steps to the floater is so wobbly one of our family members almost fell. The floater is also attached to the dock on one side only with rope while the other side has a metal bolt. It all seemed unsafe. We had a problem with the washing machine which was fixed pretty quickly but the guy that came to fix it said they they are called to that house to fix problems way more often than they should be. The house is in need of some basic upkeep. .
Stayed 7 nights in Jul 2021

8/10 Good

Laurence C.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Great location, great cove and water, house needs a bit of TLC

We had a 3-generation vacation and everyone had fun! The 50-ish steps down to the dock were manageable for the grandparents and the dock/cove was great for jumping, swimming, SUP, and fishing for the younger set. The water was clear, deep, clean and beautiful. The house was cleaned well between guests, but seems to be neglected in terms of regular maintenance. The handrail down to the dock is falling off, some siding was coming off, there were 3 wasp nests on the property, the dock needed to be power-washed after the last SML flood, and the house should be treated for bugs. We would definitely rent this house again because of the location and would love to see a table on the dock! Thanks for a great week!

10/10 Excellent

Ryan C.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Great time

We had a blast at this place! The weather was not the best but we still made the most of it! Great location on the lake with clean water!
Stayed 3 nights in Jun 2021

10/10 Excellent

Bryan F.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Very nice location and clean house

Midway on the lake not far from state park Virginia Dare or all the restaurants at Moneta. House was nice and clean easy check in and check out. Water is nice and deep at the dock which was very nice also. Would definitely stay again. Driveway is very narrow and difficult to back a large tandem axle boat trailer down just because it’s in a very sharp curve and tight space but that was only issue I had.

8/10 Good

sarah s.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

great lakeview

the house could use some updates on screen doors
Stayed 4 nights in Mar 2021

10/10 Excellent

Elisabeth M.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Perfect lake vacation spot

Very nice home, well laid out to enjoy lake views, with the pool table for rainy days or at night. Close to the state park and restaurants. Clean beds and convenient kitchen. Large deck was great to use our telescope at night. Our twins loved their bedroom downstairs. Nice selection of DVDs for all types of taste.
Stayed 3 nights in Mar 2021

8/10 Good

Tabitha S.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Great place, could use some small upgrades but overall great for the weekend.

I wish I be would have read better before booking to realize I needed to bring sheets and toilet paper and all that - which I did read before we left but when your traveling who wants to bring all that stuff - but again i should have paid more attention. The place was clean, neighborhood was nice enough and there was a cool bar near by. The rental office was nice, accommodating and helpful. I would put a sign for the rental because at night the driveway is hard to find and maybe get some new shades - but other than that it was great.
Stayed 2 nights in Jan 2021

8/10 Good

Kathy M.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Nice home and location

This house had everything we needed for a relaxing weekend at the lake. We would rent here again.
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2020

8/10 Good

Verified traveler

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in

Good location on lake, with fair to good house

First time at this property. Good location on mostly quiet cove of SML. Neighbor houses are very close, but friendly and welcoming, just don't expect large lawn or open area. Pictures were several years ago, and landscape has almost overgrown areas, and house showing some wear and tear such as patio furniture worn, broken or unusable, screen door off, and ice maker not working. Inside is nice, beds were great and furniture as well. Pool table is very nice with what looked like new felt on bed/bumpers. Kitchen well equiped, and dishwasher was great. Street and driveway are very narrow making it difficult to navigate pulling boat trailer, but close by marina made lauching/retrival easy. floating dock area great for having boat tied up and swimming. Would consider again, held 6-8 adults fairly well.

6/10 Okay

ROn W.

Liked: Check-in, communication, location

Needs updating

Property was good but furniture and some beds need replacing. The property needs to be treated for pests.
Stayed 7 nights in Jun 2019

10/10 Excellent

Tim M.

Excellent Choice!

Great place for a family gathering!
Stayed 2 nights in May 2019

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