The purpose of this review is to provide an objective overview, as our experience did not align with previous high ratings. We appreciated the host’s prompt communication, convenient location, and 15% good-faith refund to our night stay. However, maintenance and child safety issues impacted our stay. We reported several cleanliness and plumbing issues during our stay, backed by photos. The home needed a deeper clean; floors were superficially swiffered rather than mopped, horizontal surfaces had dust/debris, and mattress protectors had hair from previous guests. We also faced an active ant issue. The bathroom had moldy shower curtains, mold around the tub floors and behind the toilet, and ceiling mold spots from poor ventilation. Toilets had a very slow water return, risking overflow. For families with young children, please note structural safety hazards: multiple stair flights lack safety gates, furniture is fragile glass, and the tub lacks anti-slip mats. Additionally, the sole parking exit goes directly through a bedroom, compromising privacy. Lastly, the downstairs lacks A/C entirely. Portable upstairs units struggle to cool bedrooms evenly and trip the circuit breaker when using other appliances. Outside, overgrown thorny bushes along the driveway present a hazard when exiting vehicles. For over 800/night, we hope these operational details are addressed.