Retro Home - HotTub, FirePit with Movie Screen, Pool, Game Room, Theater, More
Retro-themed home with Hot Tub, Firepit with Outdoor Movie Setup, Pool, Game Room & More!
Play Pac-Man, Skee-Ball & foosball in A/C game room, soak in the cowboy pool, or relax under string lights by firepit. Retro-themed rooms, stocked kitchen, fast Wi-Fi & TVs in bedrooms.
Perfect for family trips, reunions, birthdays & bachelorettes—small gatherings welcome (no loud parties). Kid-friendly | Retro movie nights!
Book fast for ultimate comfort & vibes!
It is your colorful 2-story getaway between San Antonio and New Braunfels—designed with love and built for fun! Perfect for families, groups, and small celebrations (like baby showers, bachelorettes, or birthdays), this Insta-worthy 4BR home sleeps up to 12 guests and is packed with personality.
What You’ll Love Themed Bedrooms: From ‘70s to ‘90s, each room bursts with retro style—lava lamps, bold murals, and nostalgia everywhere. King & Queen bedrooms have smart TVs.
Game Room + Theater: A/C game room with Pac-Man, foosball, Skee-Ball, 75” smart TV, and your own movie projector—plus popcorn machine and outdoor movie setup!
Howdy Diner + Coffee Nook: Eat in style at the retro diner or sip lattes at the Friends-inspired nook (with bonus foosball).
Cowboy Pool + Backyard Vibes: Chill in the cowboy pool, grill under the pergola, kick back by the firepit, and snap pics by the mural wall. Patio games and string lights = perfect evening.
Fully Stocked Kitchen + Bar: Air fryer, baking gear, spices, plus mixology books and a mini-bar setup in the game room.
Disco-Ready Details: Yes, we have a disco ball—just flip it on and vibe while watching a movie or playing games.
Unbeatable Location (10–30 mins from everything) Comal River – 24 min (floating fun!) San Antonio River Walk – 30 min Natural Bridge Caverns – 23 min Schlitterbahn Waterpark – 26 min Six Flags & Canyon Lake – 30 min Austin – Just 1 hour away!
Local Dining Faves Garcia’s Mexican – 8 min Kindling Texas Kitchen – 10 min Harmon’s BBQ – 12 min
Pro Tip: We Book Fast Whether you're floating rivers, exploring caves, or hosting a small gathering, Funky Casita is where memories are made. Grab your dates now before they’re gone!
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Events allowed: family gatherings and birthday parties
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Pets
No pets allowed
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Smoking
Smoking is not permitted
Check-out instructions
The host requires you to complete the following before checking out:
Load and start the dishwasher
Strip any used beds and gather used towels
Remove personal items, remove leftover food and drinks and take out the rubbish
Turn off the lights and lock the doors
Failure to complete these may result in a negative review from the host.
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Property # 4514566vb
If you cancel your booking, you'll be subject to the host's cancellation policy. In accordance with UK consumer law, property booking services are not subject to the right of withdrawal.
This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business or profession.
Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
Parties and events (including family gatherings and birthday parties) are allowed on site. Maximum attendees: 20
Host has indicated that there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property
Host has indicated that there is a smoke detector on the property
About the area
Cibolo
Cibolo is home to this holiday home. Schlitterbahn New Braunfels Waterpark is a popular attraction and the area's natural beauty can be seen at Natural Bridge Caverns and Guadalupe River. Randolph Bowling Center and Laser Legend are also worth visiting.
Cibolo Creek - Schertz Trailhead - 6 min drive - 4.5 km
Randolph Air Force Base - 6 min drive - 4.9 km
Joint Base San Antonio - 6 min drive - 4.9 km
Cibolo Creek - Veterans Park Trailhead - 6 min drive - 4.9 km
Getting around
San Antonio Station - 28 min drive
San Antonio International Airport (SAT) - 31 min drive
Restaurants
Chick-fil-A - 19 min walk
Slim Chickens - 4 min drive
Whataburger - 3 min drive
Starbucks - 4 min drive
Dairy Queen - 5 min drive
Frequently asked questions
Does Retro Home - HotTub, FirePit with Movie Screen, Pool, Game Room, Theater, More have a pool?
Yes, this property has a pool.
Is Retro Home - HotTub, FirePit with Movie Screen, Pool, Game Room, Theater, More pet-friendly?
No, pets are not allowed at this property.
How much is parking at Retro Home - HotTub, FirePit with Movie Screen, Pool, Game Room, Theater, More?
On-site parking is available at the property.
What time is check-in at Retro Home - HotTub, FirePit with Movie Screen, Pool, Game Room, Theater, More?
Check-in begins at 3:00 PM.
What time is check-out at Retro Home - HotTub, FirePit with Movie Screen, Pool, Game Room, Theater, More?
Checkout is at 10:00 AM.
Where is Retro Home - HotTub, FirePit with Movie Screen, Pool, Game Room, Theater, More located?
Situated in Cibolo, this holiday home is 2.3 mi (3.7 km) from Schertz Dog Park and 2.6 mi (4.2 km) from Red River. Cibolo Creek - Schertz Trailhead and Joint Base San Antonio are also within 6 miles (10 km).
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We loved our stay at the Funky Casita! The place was exactly as pictured, an eclectic oasis and a true hidden gem in a quiet neighborhood. Shweta was a gracious host and very accommodating to our family’s requests. Everyone loved the funky retro theme and was genuinely excited to spend our time here.