6/10 Okay
Jay J.
15 Jan, 2025
Liked: Location
Disliked: Cleanliness, communication, listing accuracy
Wasn't the scene we were promised
Trash blocking the gate, making it a struggle to get in. The "Ocean Room," updated since the listing dropped. Now a door that resembles a high-security safe, but nah, just a real safe turned into a bedroom-super sketch, honestly. Me and my son wasn't havin' it, so we bounced, leavin' the wife stuck to sleep there. Door was like 200 lb. Hit up the owner 'bout it, but he brushed us off, like it wasn't the move to even ask-maintenance showed us how to dip if we got stuck. Unscrew panels, pull two pins out, and pray that door would budge. Appliances worked here and there, power kept dipping 'cause the owner had his Tesla and all them holiday inflatables plugged into the breaker box. Privacy? Not happening-alot of cameras all over-felt like someone was always watchin', ain't no privacy, fam. Backyard was straight jungle, full of weeds not the spot you wanna chill or kick it. Had this hairless cat slide thru our spot. Mad random, just poppin' up outta nowhere like it owned the place. When the owner started cooking, a strong, sharp smell straight up reeked and filled our spot. Kitchen—not “well-stocked,” no oven mitts, or a pitcher for tea-to keep it light. Don't even get me started on the Wi-Fi—only a Wi-Fi extender. Kitchen stuff was beat up, full of dents and scratches. Reviews you see are for the main crib, so don’t get it twisted. Area was chill, crib was fly, but dude ain't really look after it. Owner doesn't seem to be about renting if he don't even want people there.
Jay J.
Stayed 15 nights in Dec 2024
