I have never reviewed a place like this! We spent approx 1k per nt for a dirty unequipped home. After a long day of travel we were disappointed @ checkin. Advertised as âBeautifulâ,The floors seem to have NEVER been cleaned or mopped. I have many photos of hair, dust, dirt, stains, splatters & grime EVERYWHERE. Floors, surfaces & walls! Years of neglect. We had to wear shoes inside & out. Dirty popcorn & food crumbs that would fall out when you sit on sofas.The furniture looks like it was purchased from Goodwill. The bed pillows cheap & flat. We booked this property for a large family because there were plenty of bedrooms. However the first 2 nights the back house was unlivable because the air went out. At check-in we felt the back house was hot but thought it would cool down after sunset. When we arrived home after dinner I was already upset about the filth but now no air for half the guests. We had to all cram in the front house. Host said it was âworking at check-inâit wasnât. Some slept on the dirty sofas. After repair next day I reported there was a burning smell coming from the air unit the & was told it was normal. It wasnât & the whole electrical unit was fried and had to be replaced. 2nd night we were crammed in1st house again. The kitchen had 6forks,1wine glass, we had no bath rugs, no shower curtain liners, no shampoo (as advertised).Enjoyed the pool despite the filthy patio, lounge chairs coming apart the hot tub was scalding. Host needs to get it together!