2 bdr on Water 1142 Nettles Blvd, Island Resort: Piers for 32 ft boat, hot tubs

No other guest has reported such a concern.Thank you for letting us know here. A phone call would have been nice. We had our pest control do an extra treatment . No guest since has reported any concern.

Thank you

We don't advertise the home as stocked. Please read: it's a simple no frills home. Professionally cleaned. Charcoal grill works: add Charcoal. Light. Behold the windervof fire. Gas grill works: fill gas tank, ignite. Best used only by those who can read. Cleaning supplies in utility room and under sink. Extra linens in two cabinets. These must be opened to see contents. Our 3 phone numbers are posted prominently on the thermostat and refrigerator. Imagine how even one phone call might have helped us hold your incapable hands.

Please learn to write and spell. My taxes pay for free public education in Florida for people like yourself. They can help you with your basic spelling and sub-elementary school level expression. Or maybe some AA. Not sure how the chairs would hit you. And if I had no comment it was because your ignorance left me completely speechless. Don't come back. Our standards may be well above you.

So let me get this right. We had a brand new Keurig at the house and you downgrade us because it was brand new. Rain came and some ants came in the house and we're responsible for that too even though we spray for pests every week or two. We use great cleaning supplies ; you asked to come in several hours early, for free, so there was still a small odor of cleaners indicating how well the unit was cleaned and you're not happy about that. The over the oven microwave malfunctions and we have another one on the counter ready and that's also a nelgative. And finally we reinforce the floor and install comfort mats which has nothing to do with mold but everything to do with making sure that the floor is stabilized and comfortable, and you want to say that it's moldy. Your off-season rate was $49 a night which is less than a third of what a local hotel would cost. Without the resort amenities. It's whining never able to be pleased entitled cellulite laden posteriors like you that make it absolutely wonderful to deal with anyone other than you. Please don't come again.

Yes we were generous to your cousin and gave them a great place to stay because they were courteous and grateful unike you. You must truly be a LOW lowlife to trip over the small thin mats that are placed for the comfort of people who are doing dishes. We set the temperature at whatever you request but apparently you were too busy complaining about us being kind to your other family members to be grateful or to text us with your temperature requests. Good riddance

It's obvious that our public Moral system is failing in every way when people like this are free to spend their vacation making everyone around them miserable. Implacable and entiled and wanting to stay for free. They tried even to get a refund after they stayed the full time. These are among our worst 3 guests in over 40 years of being landlords. No mold smell. That was your rat dog's incontinence on the laminate floor I cleaned up. Yes the kitchen had decorative comfort pads. We removed them at your request. Your large girth created a slight instability in the kitchen floor next to the large side by side refrigerator. Obviously two refrigerator sized entities in that small area stressed the floor. So yes I added reinforcement plywood, and finished it...and you said you liked it. We all then stood on it and it held both your husband and I and even you. WOW. Then as a courtesy I left you $30 for a pizza dinner. Thanks for not mentioning that kind gift. I should have left you a weight watchers coupon. The washer has been repaired. Sears takes time to order parts and repair. Sorry they had no magic wand for immediate fix. Heat and air are set to whatever you asked. And space heaters are in the unit if you wish to use them . These are sold at Walmart and lowes and are completely safe. Outside chairs are fine ansd safe. Well safe for those under 300 pounds, sorry missus. We never had anyone run out of hot water at the unit. Yes, I tried to come immediately and turn it up and you told me "Go home. Leave us alone" Then i heard your entire conversation as you failed to hang up your phone and you reprimanded your milque toast husband for not treating me aggressively and fouls mouthed as you did. Nevertheless i returned the next day and turned up the hot water heater on one of my many, many visits to address your unending whining. Yes i mentioned our Resort offers 15 beautiful bath houses in addition to the pools and recreation center facilities. I'm sorry for this suggestion since there is a NO Animal polic in these facilities. Bathing large bodies requires more water than what our home has experienced in the previous 3 years . I'm consulting the zoo keeper for help in the future if Rosie O'Donnell visits. Or Dumbo. We do have an outside hose....Driveway is 32 feet wide. Extra parking is offered for free 24/7 at all 15 bathhouse. But no tie tethering for horses or hippos. House has a futon, a full pullout sofa, and a full bed and a queen bed in addition to several cots. And the utility room is 41 inches wide. Big people think 41 inches is 18 because even an airplane hanger for them can feel tight. There were only 2 of you so obviously you were looking for every possible thing to complain about. You even talked extensively on our answering machine voive mail when you thought you'd hung up. The hen pecked husband and the harpy hippo wife got nothing on you two. Pathetically whipped mouse and emasculatingly vitriolic snake. These people are among the worst 3 we have ever rented to. The square footage of the original building was 408 Sq ft....but an addition was added 30 years ago of 292 additional Sq ft. Making it 700 Sq ft...again big spaces feel small to big people. It's the nature if the beast. Pls don't return