COMPLETELY NEGLECTED SCAM. AVOID AT ALL COSTS!If I could give this place zero stars, I would. It is incredibly obvious that the owner just bought this house, slapped it together for Vrbo, and doesn't care about the guest experience. What was advertised as a premium getaway was a decaying, filthy, unmaintained house. Our vacation was derailed by plumbing failures, broken amenities, and biohazard conditions.• Filthy/Unusable Outdoors: Exterior furniture was covered in spider feces, webs, and massive spiders. It was so vile that the areas were unusable until I spent my own vacation time scrubbing them down. Worse, the hot tub produced a disgusting, beige foam.• Plumbing Issues: On day one, the upstairs tub was so backed up we had to plunge a stranger's filth ourselves just to shower. Multiple toilet seats are broken and twisting off their bases.• Broken Amenities: The game room is an absolute joke. The air hockey table has no power cable, and the foosball handles are falling apart. The upstairs bedroom ceiling fan refuses to turn on.• Dangerous Oversights: In a terrifying safety hazard, not a single window in the master bedroom opens—creating a literal death trap if there were a fire. The fridge water filter is expired, and the washing machine settings were bizarrely left entirely in French.The host was communicative initially, but completely ghosted us the exact moment she was informed of the issues. Vrbo should ban this host and remove this listing immediately.