Welcome to Nowhere, our magical piece of Wonder Valley. Come escape it all, get lost, or find yourself in the middle of nowhere. We can't wait for you to experience a sunrise hike right out the back door, the sunset on the patio, or the stars at night.
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Pets allowed: dogs less than 25 kg per pet (limit one pet total)
There is a pet fee of $125 per pet
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Smoking
Smoking is not permitted
Important information
You need to know
This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business or profession.
Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
On-site parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector with you on the trip
Host has not indicated whether there is a smoke detector on the property
Property Registration Number CESTRP-2021-01633
If you cancel your booking, you'll be subject to the host's cancellation policy. In accordance with UK consumer law, property booking services are not subject to the right of withdrawal.
About the area
Twentynine Palms
Twentynine Palms is home to this holiday home. The Glass Outhouse Art Gallery and Smith's Ranch Drive-In Theater are cultural highlights, and some of the area's attractions include Twentynine Palms Chamber of Commerce and Sky's the Limit Observatory and Nature Center.
Witt's End by Joshua Desert Retreats - 17 min drive
Bandrek TST 'uda siun' - 8 min drive
Punks Pints and Pits - 15 min drive
Frequently asked questions
Does The Stone House - Nowhere have a pool?
Yes, this property has an outdoor pool.
How much does it cost to stay at The Stone House - Nowhere?
As of 26 Mar 2026, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at The Stone House - Nowhere on 16 Jun 2026 start from £954, including taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.
Is The Stone House - Nowhere pet-friendly?
Yes, this property allows dogs (limit 1 total) with a maximum weight of up to 25 kg per pet.
How much is parking at The Stone House - Nowhere?
On-site parking is available at the property.
What time is check-in at The Stone House - Nowhere?
Check-in begins at 4:00 PM.
What time is check-out at The Stone House - Nowhere?
Checkout is at 11:00 AM.
Where is The Stone House - Nowhere located?
Situated in Twentynine Palms, this holiday home is within 12 miles (20 km) of The Glass Outhouse Art Gallery, Joshua Tree National Park and Luckie Park. Smith's Ranch Drive-In Theater and Joshua Tree National Park Oasis Visitor Center are also within 12 miles (20 km).