We took time off and drove 2 and a half hours to enjoy the trails but I honestly didn't want to stay after the first night. The quirky and broken bits were comical at first but the discomfort and filth were not. none of us slept well between the ancient pilly sheets, stained beadspread (photo), rock hard mattresses, pancake pillows and obnoxiously loud bedframes. one bed had a soda bottle underneath that may have been holding up the bed, I'm not sure (photo). someone wiped a splash of water from the upstairs bathroom floor and came up with a BLACK piece of toilet paper! my friend had to warn us that the hot water knob in the shower falls off while the setting knobs on the toaster were just missing and the only way to release our burnt bagels was to unplug it. the outdoor space was unusable with the water logged ripped (photo) cushions that never dried and the fire pit that was full of ashes (photo). even if the pool was open I'd be afraid to use it with the broken corner and caving in side. After the second night we were done and made the sad decision to cut out vacation short. we took out the trash per the instructions but the trash bin was completely full already (photo). She responded that she knew there was a problem with her cleaner: "I m putting it on the market becausei just can’tdeal anymore with people not doing what Pay them to do. I went up therein Augustand cleaned the house for5 hours after she cleaned ." She also stated that 2 of the beds have new sheets and