Rented 2014 Thanksgiving week. Introductory line, “This large & lovely completely remodeled oceanfront Stinson Beach house…” is simply misleading. The house is not oceanfront. The house is set back at a minimum behind an additional fronting undeveloped lot. So you may be surprised, as we were, when the neighbors drive into what you think is the “backyard” of the home you are renting, and park their car. On our arrival evening, we discovered stains all over the sheets, some inches long, along with hair. We discovered many of the sheets in the linen closet were also stained with yellow spots – I'm not talking about ink stains here. They were entirely unacceptable. This was a major turn off. The upstairs bedroom pictured in image 7, top row, has large gouges in the wall, scrapes up and down and filthy stained carpets. There was significant damage on the wall to the left of the headboard and large scratches along the north west and south walls. The upstairs bathroom has no curtain or blind so you shower or use the toilet like in a fishbowl. During our entire stay the stench of human sewage, presumably from a failing septic tank, wafted up from the drains in the shower and sinks, the bedrooms downstairs, and overwhelmed us as we walked up the front steps to the house. The bathroom rug was filthy and appeared not to have been washed in months. We had to wash the rug, the sheets, and the towels, as none were reliably clean. Next-door neighbor’s two dogs, left alone, barked incessantly, for hours. The front door handle literally came off in our hand. The flimsy shower curtain rod in the downstairs bathroom fell to the floor. The damage and dirt throughout the house left us dismayed. Dirty hand prints on the paint, severely damaged door jams and molding, paint chipped, wood damaged, leak stains on windowsills, cracks, gouges and scratches. Window screens and base boards caked with filth. All documented in over 25 pictures. Although we were blessed with exceptional whether during our stay, and long walks on the beach were our refuge, the foul stench of sewage within the house and all around the front stair case outside, and the filth and extensive damage inside left us thinking a more appropriate name for this rental would be Funky & Filthy.