Sleeps 8? Perhaps if it was Snow White and the 7 dwarves. The house was small, which would have been fine for just 3 of us, but the one and only bathroom was tiny and filthy. No vent fan, no working outlet and the toilet area was so cramped, your elbows touched the wall with your arms resting at your sides. The shower was so small that my Size-0 13 year old felt claustrophobic in it and the prolific mildew and rusty drain cover compounded the feeling. The mini wall mounted sink was held up by two shower curtain rods in the front corners with the faucet pitted and caked with God-knows-what.
The two tiny front bedrooms had filthy, matted carpeting, scuffed and stained walls and peeling paint on the windowsills. Both of these rooms had two inches of crud around the perimiter of the carpeting, and only one of those rooms had an air conditioner. The other had a cheap plastic fan shoved into the window and a noisy ceiling fan. Every light switch in the house had filth on it. The "bunk room" was so cramped it looked like a prison cell and featured the absolutely cheapest mattresses available. One bunk bed was so compact it felt like being buried alive to be in the bottom bunk. The kitchen was the nicest area of the house with, oddly enough, quartz countertops, but again, a layer of filth on the cabinets, stovetop, microwave and sink. Don't worry though, it's clean now because I spent a half day of my vacation scrubbing it and the filthy bathroom (you don't even want to know what was on those walls!!). The owner charges a "cleaning deposit" which he'll return within 20 or so days of your departure. I'm fairly certain that's how he gets paranoid guests like me to scrub the house when they leave and thus avoids having any professional cleaning service.
On the plus side, the back bedroom, deck and back yard were nice and it was in a great location, but I still wouldn't stay there again.