Five stars because for the price you can’t beat it- Ocean front. Enough space to easily accommodate 6 adults and 2 kids. Great layout, a big porch, decent mattresses and good water pressure. You’re comfortable, the sound of the ocean is always in your ears, and you are steps away from a gorgeous beach. Life is good.
If you value spa-like bathrooms, strong (or any) WiFi, fluffy towels, a clean kitchen, and golf carts with brakes that work, then you wouldn’t give this place 5 stars. The bathrooms are old and yellowed. There is mold in the cracks and the shower doors are hanging on by a thread. The towels are stained. The WiFi is spotty at best and worked about 1/3 of the week. In the pantry you’ll find plenty of “stuff”- bins of strange things- half of a plastic martini glass, a bit of string and a rusty double A battery perhaps? The kitchen is the same, on a larger scale. If you value a knife that cuts anything, bring your own. The drawers are stuffed with every kind of random and utterly useless kitchen tool ever created. The fridge is fine but the ice maker doesn’t work. The microwave handle is glued on. The gas grill is useable because my dad spent nearly two hours cleaning years of blackened, caked-on grime off of it. The lights in the kitchen don’t always work but keep trying- they will eventually. The golf carts are, to put it nicely, “classics”. We came out of the market one afternoon to find the blue one had rolled down the parking lot due to not having a working parking break. The other (orange one) doesn’t have headlights or signals that work. Aside from some modern gray paint and some updated furniture the most of the house is a bit (or a lot) tired and in need of renovations. (Did I mention the the spray painted fixtures in the downstairs bedroom.)
Bottom line - if you want new and gleaming and perfect, don’t rent here. You’ll hate it. If you want a great time with your family, the beach at your door, and mostly comfortable accommodations, then you’ve got a 5 star vacation waiting for you.