Dirty Harrys famous line “Do you feel lucky? we’ll do you punk,” always come to mine when it’s time to rent a condo in sunny Florida. Well this time I got punked!! As 45 year veterans in Florida travel, we know what we are looking for and are not extremest, there are certain “must” a condominium has to have: very good AC, great ice maker,, easy to use TV controls, and easy access to the beach/pool. Our recent stay at Jade East, room 220, failed to deliver on just about all of the above. Ice maker did not work, but what was bad, the owners knew that, but let us find it out the hard way. For 7 people, in the hottest Florida weather, there were two ice trays. Really? We contacted the owner, they said they would get their man on it, didn’t happen, so we had no ice all week. TV controls needed a PHD in remotes, there were about 5, that we eventually figured out, but no Netflix or Prime Video. Access to beach, got to figure out elevators that people got stuck in, just 45 minutes, good thing fire department was close, or, access code readers going out and can’t get to beach. Then there was front door that wouldn’t lock all the time, so you push on door and it just opened. The spin on the washer didn’t spin all the time. The light in kitchen had some bulbs work, some not, sometimes light, sometimes dark. Had to keep fan on in master bedroom toilet because the room smelled like urine. Bottom line, as Arnold’s line but in the negative, “we won’t be back!”