Fainting Goats! Luxe Retreat + 270° Long-Range Views near Asheville, NC

Fainting Goat Mountain – Your Private Luxury Mountain Retreat
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Perfect Blend of Seclusion & Convenience
• Perched on 2.2 private acres atop its own mountaintop with 270° Long Range Views
• Peaceful escape with quick access to the best of the Blue Ridge:
o Downtown Burnsville – 10 min
o Asheville – 35 min
o Blue Ridge Parkway – 40 min
o Appalachian Trail – 25 min
o Hatley Pointe Ski Resort – 25 min
o Linville Falls – 40 min
o Grandfather Mountain – 1 hr
o Pisgah National Forest – 27 min
o Mount Mitchell – 1 hr
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NEW! 360° Virtual Tour
• Explore the property on our “Fainting Goat Mountain” Meta page with immersive 360° views, HD videos, and extra property details before you even arrive.
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Luxury Cabin with 270° Mountain Views
• Newly renovated rustic cabin with breathtaking vistas from 3 of 5 bedrooms and the main great room
• Designed for families, couples, and groups—comfort and charm in every space
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Top-Tier Amenities
• 1GB high-speed fiber internet & great cell service
• Premium comfort: Sealy Posturepedic & Serta iComfort mattresses, Mellanni 1800-thread-count linens, Turkish cotton towels, down-alternative comforters, luxury bath products
• Exclusive treehouse with playground net overlooking the goats—fun for kids and adults
• Game room: ping pong, shuffleboard, cornhole, tournament dartboard
• 6-person Calspas Escape Plus Platinum Series Hot tub
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Guest Favorites
• “A 5+ star experience! From the goats to the spacious home and views—perfect.” – Susette, May 2025
• “Best property we’ve ever stayed at. A true mountain escape.” – Mark, May 2025
• “The goats, the hot tub, the amazing views—perfect family getaway.” – Kirby, Aug 2024
• “Spotless, comfortable, well-stocked, and perfect location. 10 out of 10.” – Ashley, July 2025
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🛠 2024 Enhancements
• New rustic treehouse & playground net
• Granite boulder retaining walls & river rock garden
• Stained pergola with LED lighting & Joola ping pong table
• Updated interiors with 100-year-old tin roofing and new rustic flooring
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Outdoor Living
• 270° wrap-around porch with rocking chairs and panoramic views
• Flagstone patio with Trex chairs & stone benches
• Wood gazebo overlooking the goats and mountains
• Gas firepit, Weber gas grill, 4-person card table
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🍽 Open-Plan Kitchen & Dining
• Main Level -Fully stocked with GE appliances, granite countertops, hammered copper farmhouse sink, ground and k-cup coffee makers, toaster
• Lower Level- fully stocked with Haier electric stove/oven, microwave, k-cup coffeemaker, toaster
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Great Room
• 19' ceilings with exposed timbers, gas fireplace, 100-year-old tin wall accents from a Tennessee barn, 65" Smart TV with Netflix & Prime
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🛏 Bedrooms & Bathrooms
Main Level:
• Queen bedroom with western views, rustic furnishings, smart TV
• Bathroom with jacuzzi shower/tub
Upper Level:
• Primary Suite: King log bed, en-suite bath, gas fireplace, 55" smart TV, workspace with mountain views
• Second queen bedroom with exposed beam ceilings, farmhouse décor, smart TV, and SW mountain views
Lower Level:
• King suite with farmhouse décor, workspace, 55" smart TV, patio access
• Queen bedroom with leather reclining couch, gas fireplace, smart tv, patio access
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Extra Details
• Fully paved driveway (AWD/4WD recommended in snow/ice)
• No pets (for goat safety—$750 fee if violated)
• Year-round destination—snow transforms the landscape in winter
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Book your stay at Fainting Goat Mountain—where luxury, adventure, and nature meet in perfect harmony.