I could tell you how beautiful Bourbon on the Square is, with its exposed brick, gorgeous wood floors, and spacious industrial-style loft. But then you might want to stay there, and I'm not sure I want that kind of competition!I could mention the two bedrooms overlooking the historic square, the tasteful decor, and the buttery-soft leather furniture, perfectly broken in without being worn out. The entire place exudes quality. But I'd hate to make it too appealing.Then there's the impeccable cleanliness and thoughtful amenities, right down to the hair dryer, modern appliances, washer and dryer, and plenty of entertainment options. They've seemingly thought of everything.And the convenience! Pull right up front to unload, with ample municipal parking behind the building. You're directly above Vibe Coffee Shop, which smells absolutely wonderful. Step outside your door, walk through the coffee shop, and you're practically at your car. But I probably shouldn't tell you that either.Now, lest you think I'm hiding the negatives, I did find one complaint. Apparently, the city takes keeping its historic square tidy so seriously that someone decided zero dark thirty was an excellent time to fire up a leaf blower outside. Complimentary municipal wake-up service, I suppose! So there you have it. I've tried not to make Bourbon on the Square sound too inviting, but I've clearly failed.I'd gladly stay again. Just do me a favor and leave a few dates available for the rest of us!