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Relax in Style – Enjoy the best of Colorado small-town luxury with a king-size bed,
Just minutes from town, enjoy easy access to Paonia’s shops, wineries, and markets.
Sleep soundly in the plush king bed, designed for ultimate comfort and relaxation after a long day.
A cozy retreat with room to relax—a dining table, plush couch, and TV make it ideal for any occasion
Solargon’s Award-Winning Ultra-Efficient Architectural Design

Reviews

10 out of 10, Loved by Guests
Top 1% of guest reviews in this area
1 bathroomSleeps 2

Popular amenities

  • Balcony
  • Air-conditioning
  • Internet access
  • Pet-friendly
  • Refrigerator
  • Off-street parking available

Explore the area

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Paonia, CO
  • Place, Paonia Park
    ‪13 min walk‬
  • Place, Peony Lane Vineyards
    ‪2 min drive‬
  • Place, Black Canyon of the Gunnison National Park
    ‪56 min drive‬
  • Airport, Montrose, CO (MTJ-Montrose Regional)
    ‪64 min drive‬

Rooms & beds

0 bedrooms (sleeps 2)

1 bathroom

Bathroom 1

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Kitchen
Balcony
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About this property

Kale's Cottage - King, Private, Romantic, Birders' Paradise

Kale’s Cottage is the definition of small-space comfort done right.

This beautifully designed 374-square-foot Solargon Cottage blends efficiency, warmth, sustainability, and charm into a peaceful retreat located just a half-mile walk from downtown Paonia. Designed as an earth-friendly structure and recognized as one of only 40 sustainable structures worldwide, the cottage was thoughtfully built for energy efficiency and year-round comfort without sacrificing beauty or functionality.

As part of a major life transition, our beloved vacation rentals — Kale’s Cottage and Laura’s Tower — are now officially being offered for sale, with transfer to a new owner planned for October. What began nearly a decade ago as a vision for thoughtful, sustainable hospitality in the North Fork Valley has grown into one of Paonia’s most recognized and consistently loved vacation destinations.

For someone seeking a truly unique owner-operator opportunity, Kale’s Cottage represents something increasingly rare: a handcrafted, award-winning, highly established hospitality property with nine years of glowing guest reviews, strong repeat visitation, and deep roots in the local community.

Inside, guests are welcomed by a cozy and elegant interior featuring a fantastic king bed, full kitchen, walk-in tiled shower, romantic Lopi wood stove, comfortable sitting area, dining/work table, laundry access, and blazing-fast 1 gig wifi for remote workers and travelers alike.

The kitchen includes a 30-inch stove, luxurious Liebherr refrigerator, cookware, dishes, oils, and the kinds of details guests consistently mention in reviews after feeling truly at home here.

The cottage has long been a favorite for couples, solo travelers, remote workers, birders, cyclists, musicians, and well-behaved dogs who enjoy the peaceful outdoor spaces just as much as their humans do. Guests have access to secure private parking, BBQ grill areas, gardens, and relaxing outdoor sitting spaces surrounded by mature trees and vibrant seasonal growth.

Located on the edge of town, the property feels tucked away in nature while remaining just minutes from Paonia’s restaurants, wineries, brewpubs, live music, galleries, and farmers markets. Walking or biking into town along quiet roads with views toward the West Elk Wilderness has become part of the experience for many returning guests.

The grounds themselves have evolved into a true birdwatching sanctuary over the years. This summer, the property has been especially alive with birdsong and the colorful movement of incredible feathered visitors. Guests have enjoyed sightings of Northern Yellow Warblers, Evening Grosbeaks, Bullock’s Orioles, Gray Catbirds, Western Warbling Vireos, Cedar Waxwings, White-breasted Nuthatches, Grace’s Warblers, Northern Flickers, American Robins, House Finches, and many more species moving through the towering trees, gardens, and open spaces surrounding the property. From peaceful mornings with coffee on the porch to quiet evenings beneath the cottonwoods, the ever-changing rhythm of birdlife has become one of the truly magical parts of staying here.

Morning coffee beneath the trees, glowing sunsets, the warmth of the wood stove in winter, spring migration, and summer evenings filled with birdsong have made this little cottage far more than simply a place to stay. It has become a place where people reconnect with simplicity, quiet, creativity, and the natural beauty of the North Fork Valley.

If you have ever dreamed of operating a truly special and established hospitality property in one of Colorado’s most vibrant small towns, we would love to connect with you.

For inquiries, contact Kale directly or use the information listed on the Paonia Realty signs at the property.
Our prices include all fees. No hidden fees.

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House Rules

Check in after 3:00 PM
Minimum age to rent: 25
Check out before 11:00 AM
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Children

Adults only
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Events

No events allowed
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Pets

Pets allowed
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Smoking

Smoking is not permitted

Important information

You need to know

Property # 3194222vb
This property is managed by a private host (a party not acting within their trade, business or profession). EU consumer law, including the right of withdrawal, will not apply to your booking. The cancellation policy set by the private host will cover your booking.
Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
On-site parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has indicated that there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property
Host has indicated that there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher and a first aid kit
This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios and terraces, which may not be suitable for children; if you have any concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm that they can accommodate you in a suitable room

About the area

Paonia

Paonia is home to this holiday home. Peony Lane Vineyards and Qutori Winery are worth checking out if an activity is on the agenda, while those wishing to experience the area's natural beauty can explore Paonia State Park and Paonia Park.
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Paonia, CO

What's nearby

  • Paonia Park - 13 min walk - 1.2 km
  • Peony Lane Vineyards - 2 min drive - 2.2 km
  • Azura Cellars and Gallery - 6 min drive - 5.5 km
  • Stone Cottage Cellars Winery - 7 min drive - 6.9 km
  • Black Canyon of the Gunnison National Park - 56 min drive - 66.9 km

Getting around

  • Montrose, CO (MTJ-Montrose Regional) - 62 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Paonia United Brewing Company - ‬15 min walk
  • ‪Good Love - ‬13 min walk
  • ‪Nido - ‬12 min walk
  • ‪Flying Fork - ‬15 min walk
  • ‪Sweetgrass - ‬13 min walk

Frequently asked questions

Is Kale's Cottage - King, Private, Romantic, Birders' Paradise pet-friendly?

Yes, pets are allowed at this property.

How much does it cost to stay at Kale's Cottage - King, Private, Romantic, Birders' Paradise?

As of 26 May 2026, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at Kale's Cottage - King, Private, Romantic, Birders' Paradise on 17 Aug 2026 start from £66, including taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.

How much is parking at Kale's Cottage - King, Private, Romantic, Birders' Paradise?

On-site parking is available at the property.

What time is check-in at Kale's Cottage - King, Private, Romantic, Birders' Paradise?

Check-in begins at 3:00 PM.

What time is check-out at Kale's Cottage - King, Private, Romantic, Birders' Paradise?

Checkout is at 11:00 AM.

Where is Kale's Cottage - King, Private, Romantic, Birders' Paradise located?

Situated in Paonia, this holiday home is within 2 miles (3 km) of Paonia Park, Peony Lane Vineyards and Qutori Winery. Delicious Orchards Farm Market and Azura Cellars and Gallery are also within 3 miles (5 km).

Reviews

10

Exceptional

Reviews are presented in chronological order, subject to a moderation process, and verified unless otherwise labelled.
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Rating 10 - Excellent. 50 out of 51 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 1 out of 51 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 0 out of 51 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 0 out of 51 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 0 out of 51 reviews

10/10

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10/10

Amenities

10/10

Property conditions & facilities

10/10

Check-in

10/10

Communication

10/10

Location

10/10

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Reviews

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10/10 Excellent

Kelly F.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Kale’s cottage is just as advertised. Host was quickly responsive with us. I’m sure we will stay here again when visiting Paonia.
Stayed 9 nights in Apr 2026
Response from VrboOwner on 20 Apr 2026
Thank you so much Kelly—we really appreciate you staying at the Cottage and you were fantastic guests! Glad to hear everything matched what you were hoping for and that communication felt easy along the way. That means a lot. We’d be happy to host you again anytime your travels bring you back to Paonia. We also have a unique location in Willow, Alaska north of Anchorage. The Midnight Sun is on it's way! Cheers —Kale
Verified

10/10 Excellent

MAry G.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
We will definitely be back. Kales cottage is perfect for a couple or single with or without a pet. The yard is big with multiple places to relax. It’s very private. There is a hiking trail a block away. The kitchen is wonderfully complete.
Stayed 2 nights in May 2026
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Jonathan E.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Wonderful one-bedroom stay! Wood fireplace was fun to sit by and nice bathroom.
Getting a fire going upon arrival!
Stayed 2 nights in Oct 2025
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Hannah K.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Great location and beautiful property! This was our second time staying here and we will absolutely be back! Fully fenced and secure yard for dogs is a bonus :)
Stayed 3 nights in Sep 2025
Verified

10/10 Excellent

sandra w.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Cute cottage!

We were impressed by the cute cottage! Had everything we needed and was very quiet and private. Would stay there again if we are back in the area.
Stayed 4 nights in Jul 2025
Response from VrboOwner on 3 Aug 2025
Thank you so much for the 5 star review and for being such a great guest Sandra! We’re so glad you enjoyed the quiet, privacy, and charm of Kale’s Cottage. It means a lot to hear it had everything you needed for a comfortable stay. We’d love to welcome you back anytime you're in the Paonia area again, or at our unique vacation rental at the Alaska Dog Center in Willow, Alaska! – Warmly, Kale & Scotty 🌿
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Autumn M.

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Great, little property! Unique and fun, has everything you need, and is clean!
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2025
Response from VrboOwner on 15 Aug 2025
Thank you so much, Autumn! We’re really glad you enjoyed your stay at Kale’s Cottage. It means a lot to hear you found it unique, clean, and well-equipped with everything you needed. We’d love to welcome you back anytime you're in the Paonia area again! – Warmly, Kale & Scotty
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Brent D.

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We enjoyed our one night stay in the cabin. It was very quiet and although it was on a city street, it was very quiet and isolated,
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025
Response from VrboOwner on 25 Jul 2025
Thank you so much Brent! We're so glad you enjoyed your night at Kale’s Cottage Vacation Rental. It means a lot to hear that you found the space peaceful and quiet—even with its spot just off the town road. We found this property 20 years ago as a "hidden paradise" that was close to town. We appreciate you making the stop in Paonia and hope you’ll visit again for a longer stay next time. All the best, Kale & Scotty
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Josephine D.

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Quiet,Cozy,Clean and Private

I loved this place ,it was well equipped and so peaceful.A great neighborhood and very comfortable.
Stayed 2 nights in Apr 2025
Response from VrboOwner on 6 May 2025
Thank you Josephine for your wonderful feedback of Kale's Cottage vacation rental! We're thrilled to hear you loved your stay and found the space quiet, cozy, clean, and private. It's great to know the Cottage felt well-equipped and comfortable, and that you enjoyed the peaceful neighborhood - that's always our goal! We'd be delighted to host you again anytime either at the Cottage or next door at Laura's Tower vacation rental. Cheers until next time - Kale & Scotty
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10/10 Excellent

Matt S.

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Awesome private stay

Hosts were great with communication. Place was fantastic and had a lot of fun
Stayed 3 nights in Aug 2024
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Joan W.

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Birdsong and Lovely Breezes

We love this cottage! This was our second stay and it is so clean and cute and cozy. The yard is wonderful!!!
Stayed 1 night in May 2025
Response from VrboOwner on 13 May 2025
Thank you so much Joan for your kind words and for choosing to stay at Kale’s Cottage again! We're honored to welcome you back as a returning VIP guest, and it means the world to hear that you love the cottage just as much the second time around. We're glad you enjoyed the clean, cozy space and the peaceful yard—it’s truly a little paradise, especially for birders, nature lovers, writers and those seeking a quiet, romantic getaway. We can't wait to host you again! Cheers - Kale & Scotty
Verified

10/10 Excellent

LaDean S.

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I cannot imagine a more beautiful, peaceful, comfortable, or satisfying place to stay!!! I fell in love with the place the moment I opened the wooden gate to the secluded fenced yard - my eyes were dancing with the lush and colorful plants and trees, my ears were delighted with the soothing sounds of wind chimes and birds singing! There was a fire pit and chopped pine wood for night time enjoyment. You will love the covered eating area with a table and chairs, and the fun-for-all corn hole game set!The inside was just as enchanting! Lots of windows, including a sky light! All the amenities and cozy comforts of home! I especially appreciated the ultra thick and absorbent towels, extra soft sheets, and premium TP! In every corner I saw thoughtful, lovely and skillful details - and wait until you see the beautiful wrought-iron towel racks and hooks, made by local blacksmith Smyth Boone!The hosts were great to communicate with and went above and beyond to make changes to my schedule.All in all, this was the greatest lodging I've ever experienced. We'll be back as often as we can!
Stayed 2 nights in May 2026
Response from VrboOwner on 22 May 2026
LaDean, your review absolutely made our day — thank you for taking the time to share such thoughtful and heartfelt words. It means so much to hear how deeply you connected with the Tower, the gardens, and the peaceful atmosphere we’ve worked so hard to create over the years. From the wind chimes and birdsong to evenings around the fire pit, those simple moments are exactly what we hope guests will slow down and enjoy while they’re here. We’re also especially happy you noticed many of the handcrafted details throughout the space, including the beautiful ironwork by local blacksmith Smyth Boone. Supporting local craftsmanship and creating a place with character and soul has always been part of the vision here. Thank you as well for your kindness regarding communication and schedule flexibility — we’re always glad to help however we can. Reviews like yours remind us why we’ve loved sharing this special place with guests for so many years. We would truly be honored to welcome you back anytime. Until then, safe travels and thank you again for being part of the story here at the Tower. Warmly, Kale & Scotty
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Nancy B.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Great
Stayed 1 night in Sep 2025
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Kylie W.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Kales cottage

This place was amazing! It was super cute and perfect for me and my pups!! I would definitely stay here again!
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2024
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Denise N.

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The best

Paonia is a great place to visit. The cottage is clean, quit and and perfect for two people.
Stayed 3 nights in Apr 2025
Response from VrboOwner on 16 Apr 2025
Thank you, Denise, for your wonderful review! We're so happy you enjoyed your stay at our cottage and found it clean, quiet, and perfect for your visit to Paonia. It was a pleasure hosting you, and we'd love to welcome you back anytime! All the best and safe travels - Kale & Scotty
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Joan W.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Charming, cozy cottage!

Kales cottage was perfect for us and had a very nice fenced yard for our dog. Can’t wait to stay again!
Stayed 1 night in May 2024
Response from VrboOwner on 16 May 2024
Thank you so much Joan for choosing Kale's Cottage and for taking the time to leave such a lovely review! We're delighted to hear that you found the cottage charming and cozy, and that it was perfect for you and your canine friend. We love dogs to the core and can't imagine life without them. We're glad you enjoyed the fenced yard for your dog and that you're already looking forward to staying again. You're a VIP and we can't wait to welcome you back to Paonia and the North Fork Valley again. Cheers - Kale & Scotty
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Connor A.

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Relaxing time away!

My wife and I loved staying at this property. It was clean and quiet on the edge of the sleepy little town of Paonia.
Stayed 3 nights in Mar 2024
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Karen W.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Cute little cottage nestled amongst nature met our needs very well. Thank you.
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025
Response from VrboOwner on 25 Jul 2025
Thanks so much Karen! We're really glad our cozy cottage was a good fit for your stay. Nestled in nature is just how we like it too—peaceful and restorative. Hope we get to welcome you back sometime! – Kale & Scotty, Kale’s Cottage Vacation Rental 🌿🏡
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Marlene M.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Casual and relaxing

Unique experience. Close to town and totally private! Lots of birds and flowers. So good, we stayed an extra day. Owner was very responsive and suggested things to do in this small town! Would stay there again.
Stayed 4 nights in Jun 2025
Response from VrboOwner on 25 Jul 2025
Thank you so very much Marlene! We're so happy you had a relaxing and unique experience at Kale’s Cottage Vacation Rental. It means a lot to know the privacy, birds, flowers, and small-town charm made it special enough to extend your stay. We really appreciated your kind energy and hope to welcome you back to Paonia anytime! Warmly, Kale & Scotty
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Janna L.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Perfect Paonia

Sweetest spot less than 5 min to town. It had everything we needed and it’s the perfect place for a weekend getaway!
Stayed 2 nights in Feb 2025
Response from VrboOwner on 27 Feb 2025
Thank you so much Janna for your wonderful review and for choosing Kale's Cottage for your weekend getaway! We’re thrilled to hear that you enjoyed your stay and found the Cottage to be the perfect romantic retreat, complete with everything you needed. It’s our goal to provide a cozy, convenient, and memorable experience, and we’re so happy that our location—just minutes from town—added to the ease and enjoyment of your trip. This garden paradise was a true "one of a kind find" in Paonia. I purchased this half acre hidden private XXXL lot in 2006. We truly appreciate your kind words and the 5-star rating, and we hope to welcome you back for another relaxing escape in the future! All the best until next time - Kale & Scotty
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Carolyn B.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

A gem of a place

I loved staying at this little gem. Perched overlooking the countryside, quiet, simple and luxurious, this spot was perfect for me as I visited family in Paonia. I hope to stay there again, in all seasons.
Stayed 4 nights in Jan 2024
Response from VrboOwner on 24 Jan 2024
Thank you Carolyn for being an amazing guest and for your heartfelt review! We are delighted to learn that you loved your stay at our little gem Kale's Cottage. It's wonderful to hear that the peaceful ambiance, simplicity, and touch of luxury suited your preferences. Knowing that our spot was perfect for your visit to family in Paonia truly warms our hearts and we'd love to welcome you back again and again. Our goal is to be offer the safest and best hand crafted vacation rentals. We share your anticipation for welcoming you again in all seasons. Whether it's the vibrant colors of fall, the serenity of winter, the blossoming beauty of spring, or the warmth of summer, we look forward to providing you with another delightful experience. If there's anything specific you enjoyed or anything we can do to make your next stay even more memorable, please don't hesitate to let us know. Thanks again for choosing our space, and we can't wait to host you again soon. - Kale & Scotty
Verified

10/10 Excellent

kathleen H.

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In town for wedding

Place was very clean and stocked. Yard with seating areas, yard, flowers and privacy were great.
Stayed 3 nights in Sep 2024
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Lili M.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Beautiful cabin

This was a great getaway, quaint and private in such a beautiful area! Kale was extremely responsive and helpful as well
Stayed 2 nights in May 2024
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Marty H.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Paonia

Nice clean place with a comfortable bed.
Stayed 2 nights in Apr 2025
Response from VrboOwner on 3 May 2025
Thank you Marty for choosing to stay with us in Paonia! We truly appreciate your kind words about the cleanliness of Kale's Cottage and the comfort of the King bed—your feedback means a lot. We're glad you had a positive experience and hope to welcome you back anytime you're in the area. Safe travels until next time (and the blossoms just keep on exploding!). Best - Kale & Scotty
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Hillary H.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Excellent communication amd property

This was a wonderful place to stay. Super clean, kitchen was well stocked. Great communication and definitely take a picture of the directions, as there is very little cell service in the area.
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2025
Response from VrboOwner on 16 Feb 2025
Thank you so much, Hillary! We’re so glad you enjoyed your stay at Kale’s Cottage Vacation Rental. It’s great to hear you found it super clean and well-stocked - we just added more new kitchen supplies this week! We appreciate your kind words and the tip about dialing in the directions before leaving on an adventure to Paonia —always a good call! You’re welcome back anytime and we also can offer Laura's Tower Vacation Rental next door as another way to experience views of the North Fork Valley! Safe journies until next time - Kale & Scotty
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10/10 Excellent

Terra L.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Awesome
Stayed 2 nights in Jul 2025
Response from VrboOwner on 25 Jul 2025
Thank you so much for the kind words Terra! We're so glad you enjoyed your stay at Kale’s Cottage Vacation Rental—it means a lot to hear it was awesome. Hope the birds were singing and the peace and privacy gave you a real reset. We'd love to host you again anytime. Thanks again for being such a great guest. Warmly, Kale & Scotty

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