Verified review
4/10 Poor
Homer B.
29 Jul 2026
If you are looking for a vacation to Orson Welles 1984 then this is the place. I felt like I was only missing the orange jumpsuit and a barcode tattoo. You will be watched from the moment you enter the property and fully monitored! Fun at the pool... nope. Any happiness will be shut down by the well trained, organized and compliant security force patrolling the grounds. There is freedom on the beach as once you are back on American soil/sand you gain back your rights. The pool looks great but you will be stripped of any balls, radios, boogie boards, rafts and toys. I watched as all my comrades items were slowly stripped away and the joy was casually removed from the children. Thankfully we were given just enough cooking implements to attain a meal after each day of vacation. Oh... if you forget and leave a beach chair or board outside your front door it will be deposited in the communal lost and found for you to start your day off with a treasure hunt! For an experience unlike any other head down to this gem and relish all Seaside has to offer. Good luck comrades and see you on the other side (of the wall).
Homer B.
Stayed 4 nights in Jul 2026




































