If you enjoy paying for a vacation rental that looks like it skipped cleaning day entirely, this is the place for you. Prefer floors covered in dirt and crumbs, mysterious hair throughout the unit, and dust collecting in every corner? You'll feel right at home. If you also enjoy sleeping in a room with ineffective curtains for outside light and being treated like you're the problem for expecting basic cleanliness, even better!My partner & I arrived late one night for a friend's wedding expecting a great stay based on the listing photos. Instead, we walked into a unit that appeared to have been left exactly as the previous guests left it. The floors, kitchen, bathroom, and bedroom were noticeably dirty, with crumbs, dust, hair, & debris throughout.When we contacted the host, we were met with responses ranging from "there is nothing we are able to do" to claims that they'd "never had this complaint before." Apparently, providing a clean unit wasn't considered part of the accommodations we reserved. Equally concerning was the complete lack of accountability, effort to verify the condition of the property, or willingness to offer even a partial refund.We left at the first opportunity the next day. We are not people who tend to complain or leave negative reviews, but future guests deserve to know what they're walking into. After 30 days' notice of our reservation, expecting a rental to be clean on arrival seemed like a low bar. Unfortunately, our bar was still too high.