Booked a family getaway at this place based on the owner's promises of luxury—the 1,000 thread count Egyptian cotton bedding being a key deciding factor. Upon arrival, our designated parking spot was occupied by another vehicle, which we had to relocate ourselves. Entering the unit, we discovered that the advertised luxurious bedding was actually pilled, cheap polyester with gross yellow stains and stray pubic hairs — clearly unwashed from previous guests. The bathrooms were in desperate need of upgrades, the kitchen had a dirty ice maker shaft and dining chair covers visibly soiled. These issues, coupled with half the lighting inoperable with missing lightbulbs, and unusable patio equipment (rusty grill, no propane, broken patio table), cast a shadow over the blissful vacation we were misled to envision. Instead of a relaxing Christmas celebration, we spent the first day doing laundry until 1 am. The owner just made excuses and his offer to send a cleaning person after we literally had already cleaned was frustrating. Requesting reimbursement was met with stoic resistance, and seeking help from VRBO's customer service proved a total waste of time. The few positive aspects were the pleasant grounds, shuffleboard, pool, and proximity to the beach, but the inadequate beach equipment and inconvenient 1.2-mile round-trip walk detracted from our overall experience. Would not recommend.