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The fact that you’re not even honest about the listing of how many bedrooms there was says a lot about you as a person. The listing clearly says 3 bedrooms, you must’ve confused bathroom with bedroom when reading it since you missed a whole lot of instructions sent to you directly prior to you checking in. Texting at 10pm to ask me how to turn on the jets when the instructions were clearly texted to you, which I wish I had a way of posting our conversations here. While it was raining all week long you left the heater of the pool on which clearly also shows no host would ever want you as a guest since you were just there to create problems and damage. While the WiFi username and password was sent to you via text, you’re texting me after 10pm demanding the password and this is your exact text. “Need you to provide and user name and password for WiFi right now” a day before checking in, while I have other guests at the house you’re asking me the code to the door and my response to you was I’m currently hosting another group and once they check out and the code to the door is changed I will send you instructions. Check in was suppose to be at 4pm you checked in at 2:55pm without my permission which is not ok-y and the least you could’ve done was asked if it was even ok-y with the property owner. Anyways I would never want to host another guest like you at my property.