You deserve a vacation. The real kind. Going home for spring break is not the answer. This vacation we take care of everything. You just wake up in the morning. Take your coffee out on the balcony and enjoy the view. When you finally work up the strength, just head out onto the beach and plop that rear end down on those fancy beach chairs that we provide. Easy peasy. Lemon marguerita squeazy. Sorry I'm running out of material.