Welcome to Beach, You Crazy! – a brand-new, oceanfront 2-bedroom, 2-bath condo with stunning views and unbeatable location. Just steps from direct beach access and a lively pier with a tiki bar, this is your perfect beach escape!
🛌 Sleep Comfortably
• Primary bedroom: King bed + en-suite bathroom w/ stone walk-in shower
• Second bedroom: Queen bed + hallway bathroom w/ full tub
🍽️ Cook & Dine
Enjoy a fully equipped kitchen with a spacious island – perfect for meal prep or happy hour.
☀️ Relax & Unwind
• Private balcony overlooking the heated pool and hot tub
• Bright, modern interiors with space to chill and recharge
🚶♀️ Prime Location
• Steps to the beach access
• Walk to the pier + tiki bar
• 2 reserved parking spots included
Whether you're sipping cocktails at sunset, enjoying a pool day, or walking to the pier for live music and drinks, Beach, You Crazy! has everything you need for the ultimate coastal getaway.
🧼 Cleaning Fee & Essentials
The cleaning fee includes towels and linens for your stay. However, please remember to bring your own beach/pool towels.
We provide a few starter items, but you may want to pack or pick up the following:
Recommended Items to Bring:
Bath soaps, shampoo, conditioner
Toothpaste
Toilet paper
Paper towels
Laundry & dishwasher detergent
Garbage bags
Clothes hangers
Suntan lotion/sunblock
Condiments/seasonings
Beach/pool towels
⚠️ Important: A 5% processing fee (calculated from your total reservation amount) is non-refundable after booking.
🏡 Condo Rules
Primary renter must be 25 years or older
No smoking inside or on the premises
No pets allowed
🏖️ Local Attractions & Things to Do
🌴 Carolina Beach Boardwalk
Enjoy local shops, amusement rides (seasonal), live music, and the famous Britt's Donuts 🍩.
🌿 Carolina Beach State Park
Hike scenic trails, fish, or visit the only native Venus flytrap habitat in the U.S.
🐢 Fort Fisher Historic Site & Aquarium
Tour a Civil War-era fort and visit the aquarium featuring sharks, sea turtles, and a touch tank.
🎣 Kure Beach Fishing Pier
One of the oldest piers on the East Coast—perfect for fishing or a peaceful ocean stroll.
⛵ Island Hopping & Boat Tours
Take a ferry to Southport, rent a kayak, or book a sunset cruise for an unforgettable water adventure.
🍻 Local Breweries & Restaurants
Try craft brews at Good Hops Brewing or enjoy fresh seafood at Michael's Seafood Restaurant 🦀.
🎶 Live Music & Events
Catch local festivals, beach concerts, and summer fireworks shows.
🛍️ Shopping & Souvenirs
Explore charming beach shops and coastal boutiques for one-of-a-kind keepsakes.
🚴 Outdoor Adventures
Rent bikes, take surf lessons, or paddleboard along the scenic coastline.
🚗 Wilmington Day Trip – 30 Minutes Away
Discover the historic riverwalk, tour the USS North Carolina Battleship, or explore downtown Wilmington.