This condo has a fantastic shower head with a warm, enveloping spray, plenty of shampoo, conditioner, soap, and trash bags, and a pleasant view from the patio and bedroom window. However, the place is a filthy, dilapidated mess. The floors are so grimy they’ll turn your socks or feet brown, and a used nipple pastie found stuck to the shower wall suggests it hasn’t been properly cleaned in ages. Moldy ceilings, peeling door frames, rotten wood, and rusty nails protruding from warped baseboards and patio surfaces create a hazardous environment. The listing photos, clearly outdated, misrepresent the condo’s dire condition. A particularly aggressive pigeon and its babies have claimed the patio, covering it in droppings and making it unusable…think Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds. The “second bedroom” is a loft accessible only by a rickety spiral staircase, offering no privacy or safety, rendering the seven-person capacity claim absurd. Warped floorboards and exposed nails pose constant tripping risks, making it unsuitable for children or elderly guests. While the complex offers nice pools and a convenient location near the seawall, Walmart, Kroger, and restaurants, the pervasive filth, aggressive bird, and overall disrepair make this overpriced condo a massive letdown. Save your money and stay elsewhere.