The Nowhere Bus · Off-Grid, Stargazing, Nic Cage Themed School Bus

This is the adventure you have been looking for! Come visit the actual middle of nowhere! A beautifully staged bus with everything you need to disconnect - far, far away from it all.

Read some books, look at the stars, have a fire, watch a Nic Cage movie on the projector screen, relax in a hammock, or just do nothing in Nowhere!

We have renovated our 1996 School Bus into a beautiful, off-the-grid, desert escape.

Features/Amenities:
- A long way away from any of your responsibilities
- King-sized bed with premium linens
- 2 hammocks for additional guests
- Cellular service (most carriers - check your coverage map)
- Free on-site parking (plenty of room for trailers/boats/parade floats/Boeing 747s)
- Projector and VCR
- Retro Bluetooth speaker
- Fully appointed kitchen (minus running water, a sink that drains, and a refrigerator)

Living Room:
- Two comfy chairs and a bench
- Hammock hooks
- Projector
- VCR
- A curated collection of Nicolas Cage VHS tapes

Kitchen:
- Gas stove
- Beautiful breakfast nook table
- Coffee maker (french press)
- Kettle
- Fully stocked w/ all cookware and dishware
- Cooking necessities (oil, salt, pepper)
- Solar power station (runs all electrical in the bus)

Outside Area:
- Fire pit
- 4 outside chairs
- Covered shade awning
- Picnic table
- Cafe lights

Bedroom:
- King-size bed
- Premium mattress and bedding
- Nightstand
- Bookshelf
- Large collection of adventure stories
- Telescope

Bathroom:
- Composting toilet
- Hand sanitizer

It is important to note, that this is GLAMPING - Glamorous Camping.

While there are a lot of creature comforts, there are some things that will be a little different than what you are probably used to.

PLEASE NOTE THE FOLLOWING:

While we do have a stove to cook meals, we don't have a fridge - make sure you have a cooler to keep your food in during your stay.

While we provide every guest with 5 gallons of water, we do not have indoor plumbing. That means the sink doesn't drain. It is just a wash basin and has to be emptied manually outside.

We have a composting toilet (we'll give instructions beforehand on how to use it). It is simple to use.

We run everything on solar power - there is plenty of power to do most things - but don't expect to charge your Tesla here. ;)

The entire bus and outside area.

I will be available remotely - if there is something you need, please reach out on the Airbnb chat.

There is a whole lot of NOTHING out here. That said, the desert is a delicate place - please don't cut down sagebrush or other plants. Try to leave it natural and beautiful for the next guests. Thank you.

The Nowhere Bus is far from pretty much everything. You're going to need your own vehicle.

Again, just be aware that this is an adventurous stay. It is designed to help cover MOST of the work that it takes to get out on a camping excursion. But there are a few things that you will have to do to close the gap. Please be prepared and know what you are getting yourself into.