The house, location, and views are stunning, but the propertyâs condition was disappointing. When a listing starts with âLUXURYâ in all caps, certain expectations are setâfew were met. Within minutes of arrival, we saw cobwebs in the great room ceiling, crumbs in and around the couch, and unswept floors. The main deck hadnât been rinsed in months; the table was sticky with food, drink rings, and layers of pollen, requiring multiple scrubbings before use. The lower oven was caked with grease, nearly triggering the smoke alarm when preheating, and the âwell-stocked kitchenâ lacked basics like a pizza cutter. Showers were slow due to heavy limescale buildup on showerheads. Bedroom linens were fine but far from âluxurious.â No basic bathroom items were provided (shampoo, conditioner, lotion, blow dryer)âwe relied on leftovers from prior guests. The game room had no shuffleboard âsoap,â no darts, and a messy game closet. This property has incredible potential to match its description, but it needs attention and upkeep to deliver the luxury experience promised.