Mountain Farmhouse on 200Acres Ranch w/ Blue Ridge Views, Hot Tub, Sauna & More

Welcome to Mountain Mama Ranch! Your private 200-acre mountain estate just 1.5hr from DC and 20mins to Shenandoah. A perfect gathering place for rest, play, and celebration.

✦ Spacious farmhouse designed for togetherness
✦ Wake to birdsongs & mountain views
✦ Watch longhorns roam the hills
✦ Savor stunning sunsets by the fire pit
✦ Unwind between sauna, hot tub & cold plunge
✦ Cook together in a view-filled kitchen
✦ Cozy movie nights & playful game room
Hikes, wineries & cute towns nearby

Here’s what it’s like staying at Mountain Mama Ranch

Getting here feels like stepping into a story. As you wind along scenic country roads, past rolling pastures and the Blue Ridge Mountains, you’ll understand why we call this place Mountain Mama Ranch. Just 90 minutes from DC, yet worlds away, it’s where freedom, nature, and home all meet.

✦ Grand Entrance

Drive through the gated entry and up the cherry tree-lined lane, greeted by sweeping mountain views and our gentle Texas Longhorns roaming nearby. At the end of the road, the farmhouse awaits - warm, welcoming, and designed for togetherness.

✦ First Floor

• Formal dining room with a long wooden table
• Spacious living room with fireplace, reclining sofas, Yamaha piano & French doors that open to mountain views
• Ground-floor suite with ensuite bath. Ideal for seniors or anyone seeking privacy
• Light-filled gym with mountain views
• Quiet library room
• Laundry room

✦ The Kitchen 

• Open chef’s kitchen with large island, two ovens, fridge, freezer & gas stove
• Cozy sun room perfect for lounging with a view
• Casual dinning table
• Espresso & coffee maker
• Sunset views from the windows while you cook and gather around the table

✦ Second Floor

• Master suite: king bed, spa bathroom with soaking tub & walk-in shower, lounge nook & stunning views
• Three guest suites: each with queen beds, private baths, workspaces & dreamy mountain outlooks

✦ Speakeasy Basement

• Home theater for movie nights
• Pool table, bar & wine cellar (bar taps under repair)
• Cowboy-themed gallery wall for fun photo ops
• Two bedrooms: one with king bed, one with two queens, each with private bath

✦ Outdoor Paradise

• Spacious patio with Blue Ridge mountains as backdrop
• 70x25 ft In-ground Pool: open late May to mid September. (check with us for exact dates)
• Huge fire pit for cozy nights under the stars
• Bocce ball court
• Wellness Garden with hot tub, barrel sauna, cold plunge & outdoor shower
• BBQ grill & large outdoor dining table
• Plenty outdoor seating to relax and enjoy the views

✦ Cozy Nights & Extras

• First bundle of firewood included. Extras available for purchase
• Ask us about private chefs, in-home massages, grocery delivery, or a driver for winery tours
• On-site ranch manager nearby for emergency support
Family-friendly: high chair, pack ’n play & baby gates available on request

✦ Guest Access

The entire farmhouse and all its outdoor spaces are yours to enjoy. Wander, relax, and make yourself at home.

✦ Pool patio - soak in the mountain views, gather by the fire pit, or lounge under the sun.
✦ Wellness garden - restore your spirit with the cedar sauna, hot tub, cold plunge, and outdoor shower.
✦ Scenic walks - stroll the paved roads, watch the longhorns in the pastures, and breathe in the quiet.

Please note: For safety and privacy, the barn, tool sheds, and ranch manager’s house are not open to guests.


✦ House & Ranch Rules
By booking, you agree to our house and ranch rules. Your first payment acts as an electronic signature of acceptance.

• Check-in after 4 PM | Check-out by 11 AM
• $1,500 security deposit
• No shoes inside, no smoking indoors
• Please treat our home as you would a dear friend’s
• Gate/door codes sent the morning of arrival

Events: We welcome celebrations at the ranch! If you’d like to host a wedding, party, or gathering beyond your booked guest list, please reach out to confirm event approval and the applicable event fee. Unauthorized events may result in cancellation, forfeiture of deposit, and additional charges.

Pets: Up to 2 pre-approved dogs welcome. Must stay leashed outdoors, off furniture/beds, and away from farm animals. No pets in pool, sauna, hot tub, or ponds.

Amenities: We want you to enjoy everything the ranch has to offer safely and responsibly. By booking, you acknowledge that use of all amenities is at your own risk, and you accept responsibility for ensuring proper supervision and safety.
• Pool (May–Sept): No lifeguard on duty. Children under 12 and anyone who doesn’t swim confidently must be supervised by an adult at all times.
• Hot Tub/Cold Plunge: shower first, no glass or alcohol in water
• Sauna: 18+ only, not recommended for pregnant guests or those with heart conditions
• Fire Pit: never leave unattended; extinguish fully after use
• Misuse or excess mess may result in service/cleaning charges

Exploring the Ranch:
• Welcome to roam the paved roads, fields, and ponds. Explore with care and stay aware of your surroundings.
• Admire the longhorns from safe distance. Please don’t feed, touch, or enter pastures.
• Catch & release fishing at ponds welcome (BYO gear)
• No swimming in ponds, no hunting on property
• Barn, tool sheds, and the manager’s house are off-limits

✦ Farm Life Reminder: Our home is tucked in nature with rolling hills, fresh air, and sometimes little critters. We have regular pest control, but the occasional critter may sneak inside, or see leaves and insects make their way into the pool. It’s part of the countryside charm! We recommend keeping doors closed, staying tidy, and using the provided skimmer net as needed.

✦ Whether you’re here for rest, adventure, or wine-country charm, Mountain Mama Ranch is a place to slow down and make lasting memories ✦

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