Luxury Canal-Front Escape: Boat Lift · Gulf Access · Heated Pool · Family Fun!

WELCOME TO THE FLOATY POTATO — A GULF-ACCESS ADVENTURE RETREAT IN CRYSTAL RIVER

The Floaty Potato is a luxury canal-front retreat where coastal comfort and adventure come together. Located near the end of a quiet deep-water canal with direct Gulf access, this 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath home is designed for families, boaters, fishermen, scallopers, and nature lovers seeking an elevated getaway.

Enjoy the year-round solar-heated pool (electric available when requested), lounge beneath the covered lanai, or set out from the private stationary and floating docks for fishing, scalloping, boating, and peaceful paddling. Autism-friendly accommodations are available upon request.

The Floaty Potato is not just a place to stay. It is a launchpad for adventure, a home base for wildlife encounters, and a place where families create memories they return for again and again.

A full video tour is available by searching “Wild Roots Rentals LLLP – Floaty Potato” on YouTube.
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WHAT MAKES THE FLOATY POTATO UNIQUE

Never Flooded:
This home is one of the few canal properties in Crystal River that has never flooded, offering rare year-round peace of mind.

Tastefully Decorated Luxury Home with Over 30 Plants:
Featuring more than 30 beautiful indoor plants and a warm, inviting coastal design, the home provides a calming, intentionally curated atmosphere that feels elevated, refreshing, and truly welcoming for families.

Consistently Warm Pool:
Solar heated year-round. Optional electric heat is available November through March for $35 per day to ensure a comfortable swimming experience even on cooler days.

Premium Waterfront Features:
Stationary dock
Floating dock
Boat lift available to guests with prior approval

Fishing and Boating Gear Included:
Three adult fishing kayaks
One youth kayak
Paddleboard
Crab trap
Dedicated bait cooler
Fish cleaning table
Adult and youth fishing rods
Light tackle box
Three refrigerators for food, drinks, bait, and catch storage

Indoor Recreation:
Ping-pong table
Basketball arcade game
Family games

Pre-Packed Beach Bag:
Beach chairs
Sand toys
Beach blanket
Extra-large cooler

Exclusive Guest Guide:
Includes restaurant recommendations, tour suggestions, wildlife viewing tips, free activities, and a complete four-day family itinerary.

Trademarked Merchandise:
The Floaty Potato is the only rental in Crystal River with its own trademarked brand. Guests may enjoy select merchandise inside the home and purchase additional items as souvenirs.
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FAMILY-FOCUSED COMFORT AND AMENITIES

Pack-n-play
High chair
Baby bath
Baby monitor
BPA-free children’s dishes
Autism-friendly accommodations available upon request

Complimentary starter drinks include:
Coffee pods
Ground coffee
Creamer
Sugar
Tea
Hot cocoa
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OUTDOOR LIVING AND ADVENTURE GEAR

Water Gear Provided:
Three adult fishing kayaks
One youth kayak
Paddleboard
Fishing rods (adult and youth)
Light tackle
Crab trap
Bait cooler
Corn Hole
Chalk
Sports Balls

Bikes Provided:
Two adult bikes
One youth bike
One tandem bike

Tandem Bike Safety:
The tandem bike is significantly more difficult than it appears and is best suited for athletic and experienced riders. Helmets are not provided, so guests should bring their own if they plan to bike.

Pool and Patio Amenities:
Solar heated pool year-round
Optional electric heat November through March
Pool Toys, Goggles and Floats
Covered lanai
Screened outdoor area
Stationary and floating docks
Boat lift with prior approval

Kayaking Note:
Three Sisters Springs, Kings Bay, and the National Wildlife Refuge are accessible as a relaxed half-day paddle from the home.
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CRYSTAL RIVER WATERFRONT LIVING

Launch directly from the backyard to enjoy:
Scenic canal kayaking
Manatee, dolphin, otter, and bird sightings
Fishing and crabbing
Direct boating access to the Gulf of Mexico
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SAFETY AND HOUSE GUIDELINES

Pool and Child Safety:
Child-safety locks on all doors leading to the pool
Adult supervision required around all water areas
Indoor floors, pool edges, and docks may become slippery when wet

Water Safety:
Never swim alone
Avoid alcohol near water
Life jackets are required for kayaking or paddleboarding and are provided in multiple sizes

Boat Lift Rules:
Not for general use
Guests must request access in advance
Guests must sign user agreement

Home Rules:
No smoking
No fireworks
Professional pest control is provided, though insects may still be seen due to the waterfront location
Use Couch Covers if you have young children or pets to keep the white furniture white!

Security Cameras:
Located at the front entry and facing the canal only. No cameras are inside the home or in any private areas.
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PETS AND SERVICE ANIMALS

A Pet Agreement is required for guests bringing pets.
A Service Animal Agreement (ADA-compliant, no fees) is required for guests with service dogs.

Pet Policy — Dogs Allowed With Prior Approval

We welcome well-behaved dogs on a case-by-case basis. Please message us with your dog’s breed, age, and weight for approval before booking or adding a pet to your reservation.

Rules & Requirements
• Dogs only — no cats (owner allergies).
• Maximum of 2 approved dogs per stay.
• Combined dog weight must be 110 lbs or less.
• If over 110 lbs combined, you must bring or purchase an additional kennel.
• Dogs must be kenneled anytime they are left unattended inside the home.
• Provided kennels: 24”, 36”, and 48”.
• Provided for your convenience:
• Dog bowls
• Leash
• Kennel mat
• Paw-cleaning tools
• Mandatory couch covers (must be used if dogs are on furniture)
• Fenced backyard with waste bags and scoopers.
• Please clean up after your dog.

We strive to keep The Floaty Potato clean, safe, and enjoyable for all guests—both human and canine!
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All guests must log into the GUEST PORTAL and sign the Rental Agreement prior to arrival.