Prime Keuka Location On-the-Water - Awesome Views and Dock for great Family Life
- House1332 sq. ft.
- Sleeps: 10
- Bedrooms: 4
- Bathrooms: 2
- Half Baths: 1
- Min Stay: 2–8 nights
Romantic Get-A-Way-Enchanting, 4-Beds, 2.5 Baths - Life is Better -"At The Lake"
Bedrooms
Amenities
Featured
- No Smoking
- Children Welcome
- TV
- Heater
- Air Conditioning
- Washer & Dryer
- Internet
- Parking
- Pets Welcome
- Fireplace
Bathrooms
- Bathrooms: 2, Half Baths: 1
Safety features
- Carbon-monoxide detector
- Exterior lighting
- Fire extinguisher
- Smoke detector
- Deadbolt lock
- First-aid kit
Location Type
- Beach ViewFeatures a very big Fire Pit and a 100' long dock that is 15' wide at the outer lake end. Great for dancing, sunbathing, games, just sitting around, photography, etc.
- LakefrontThe property is located on the water of Keuka Lake with Dock, Beach and all the amenities necessary for a great get-a-way vacation
General
- coin laundry
- Air ConditioningBedrooms upstairs have AC and there are fans throughout the property at all levels as well
- HeatingFull new furnace with registers in each room
- Linens ProvidedSheets and pillow cases provided if full linen service selected
- Washing MachineYes, over/under
- Clothes DryerYes/over/under
- FireplaceBeautiful stone fireplace
- Parking4 cars on blacktop drive and 4-5 more in grass area if not wet with rain
- GarageGarage, Boat House and Barn are Off Limits and not needed by renters
- InternetFull high speed WiFi
- Towels ProvidedIf full linen service selected
- Iron & Board
- Hair Dryer
- Paper Towels
- Toilet Paper
- Living RoomFull living room with couches, Streaming TV and fireplace
Kitchen
- DishwasherModern full cycle options
- Refrigerator2 refrigerators for extra storage
- StoveGas 4 burner with oven
- OvenBuilt into gas stove
- MicrowaveMedium size
- Grill
- Kitchenette
- Coffee MakerTwo available. Both standard 8-cup Mr. Coffee
- ToasterYes, and also an electric can opener
- Pantry ItemsCondiments, spices, etc.
- Dishes & UtensilsYes, fully equipped
- KitchenFully equipped kitchen
Dining
- Dining Area
- DiningFull expandable with extra leaves
Entertainment
- TelevisionStreaming TV w/WiFi/DMV player
- StereoCable TV
- DVD PlayerOne with each of the TV's
- BooksA library of books
- GamesSeveral board games available
- Games for Kids
- Video LibraryYes
Outside
- Lawn / GardenWoods and lawn to walk dog, set up tents, etc.
- BalconyFantastic front deck overlooking the incredible lake with views of 3 branches of Keuka Lake
- Kayak / CanoeNo Kayak or Canoe but there is a service nearby for these to be delivered as needed
- Beach Chairs
- Porch / Veranda
- Deck / Patio3 deck areas; Side, upper outer and outer lower
- Outdoor Furniture
- TennisAvailable nearby in Penn Yan, Watkins Glen, Bath or Hammondsport
- GolfAvailable in nearby Penn Yan at the Lakeside Country Club or at the Bath Country Club
Onsite Services
- Massage
Notes
- 1- FREE INTERNET TV/BlueRay in living room and garbage pickup on Wednesday mornings by 9:00 am Sleeps 8 people max including children (2nd Floor: 3 private doubles, 1st Floor: 1 King and 1 double rollout sofa, and also 1 single fold down couch) Bath linens, sheets & pillow cases not normally provided (but full linen service is available for a small additional fee) 2 New BBQ w/Propane tanks provided New Dishwasher Beach area for kids, easy walk out to deep water, large fire-pit for campfires Massive new 100' dock 13' wide Guest boat lift Guest row boat with oars (no motor, not for water skiing) usually available Cul de sac...no traffic...grass area and blacktop drive for parking and for kids playing Upper wooded lot to set up tents or to walk dog in Blacktop private drive and road Washer and dryer in laundry room 2 1/2 Modern bathrooms, 2 with showers Natural gas stove Fully equipped kitchen Formal dining table
Policies
Cancellation Policy
- 100% refund if you cancel at least 60 days before check-in.
- No refund if you cancel less than 60 days before check-in.
Damage and incidentals
You will be responsible for any damage to the rental property caused by you or your party during your stay.
House Rules
Children allowed
Pets allowed
Parties/events allowed - Events/Parties allowed w/ advanced owner approval.Events/Parties allowed w/ advanced owner approval.
No smoking
Max guests: 10 - Can handle 12 but there is a charge for over 8Can handle 12 but there is a charge for over 8
- In peak summer weeks from last week of June thru middle of Sep, owner accepts only full week rentals Sat to Sat, unless pre-approved by owner.
- Owner house rules and rental agreement take priority are fully part of the acceptance agreement for all bookings of the property.
75 Reviews
It is a beautiful location and property
We had a really nice and relaxing time at the property. We appreciated the simplicity of the accommodations but you need to be into staying at a campy-like cottage. It was very clean and the dock is amazing. We will likely return. Thanks Keith.
Wonderous weekend at “No Such Place”
We were ready to get out of our house after 2 months of isolation and we wanted to get away to a quiet, remote, safe and beautiful place in the Finger Lakes. We found the delightful cottage called, “No Such Place,” and it was clean, bright and inviting and it made us feel safe there. Before renting we had learned how serious the owner and his cleaning staff were taking the Covid-19 situation; how they double washed and cleaned everything. We of course also took our own precautions, as the owner requested, by bringing plenty of spray disinfectant, TP, hand soap, paper towels, etc., and we committed to the owner that we would continue to practice social distancing as required by law.
The weather was wonderful for us and we had so much fun talking, playing games, reading the owner’s novels and just sitting on the beautiful dock drinking our wine while being mesmerized by the incredibly wide and expansive view, which intoxicated our senses and allowed us to forget about work so we could totally enjoy this magnificent gem of a cottage on one of the most beautiful lakes in the world. We also did some cooking in the owners fully equipped and newly upgraded kitchen.
The owner, by the way, is fantastic; so friendly, knowledgeable and responsive. It helped make our decision easy…!
We can’t wait to come back to “No Such Place” again, and we highly recommend it to others.
Monica and Caleb
Stay dates of May 29 to June 1st, 2020
What a view!
Beautiful property with one of the best views of Keuka I have ever seen! Keith was friendly and accommodating.
Fishing trip
We had a great time!!very clean ,beautiful veiw,would definitely recommend.
No such place
“No Such Place” was an incredible experience! From the beginning Kieth was super helpful from where to eat, and things to do around the area. Reservations were simple and the property had absolutely no shortage of parking! The cottage was spotless, the kitchen was full of amenities to meet every cooking need. I really can't express how easy the entire process was from start to finish. If you rent this place out definitely check out the view from the upper deck, which is only second to the view from the king bed overlooking the lake!
I will definitely be back again soon! Oh! And definitely check out some of the owners books he has published, particularly the Keuka Triangle.
Map
Fishing
Water Skiing
Swimming
Boating
Golf at Lakeside Country Club or Bath Country Club
Gliding at nearby Harris Hill
Corning Museum of Art and Technology
National War Museum
Glen Curtis Museum
Rockwell History Museum
Many more museums
Rich history to absorb of Indians & Early America
Hiking to many local waterfalls
Golfing
Wine tasting
Race track at nearby Watkins Glen Grand Prix speedway
Limitless photography opportunities
Fine dinning by boat at many restaurants on the water!
Several World Class Restaurants in Hammondsport
Bike riding around 45 to 65 mile around the lake loops
Parks, recreation areas nearby as wells as lots of shopping and antiquing
Great Golf Courses nearby (Keuka Lakeside, Bath Country Club, Corning, and many more.)
Owner
Keith Clark
- Languages:
- english
About Keith Clark
I am a Global Yacht Delivery Captain but born and raised in the Keuka Lake area. I have lived in many parts of the USA and traveled extensively throughout the world. I have seen many wondrous places in my travels, but the one true place I love more than any other, and the one place I will always call home, is "No Such Place" on gorgeous Keuka Lake.
Keith Clark purchased this House in 1981
Why Keith Clark chose Hammondsport
Keuka Lake is magical all year long but particularly so in the summer! Hammondsport on Keuka Lake is the source of the USA's first registered winery and now has nearly 20 fantastic and romantic wineries all around the lake. Harvest time is uniquely festive and fun for all and this happens spontaneously within the beauty of the incredible surrounding hills and fall foliage, a treat for the spirit and soul each and every year!
What makes this House unique
Location, Location, Location is the key to real estate, as they say, and 'No Such Place' fit's that phrase perfectly since it is ideally situation on the lake with strategic access by road and water to all of the key surrounding towns. The 3-branch and bluff views from the property in summer, spring, winter or fall are mesmerizing and soothing for one's spirit, and simply amazing for one's eyes to behold. Needless to say, a great place to bring your camera...!