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4 bedrooms3 bathroomsSleeps 8

Popular amenities

  • Washer
  • Dryer
  • Air conditioning

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Xenia, OH
  • Place, Xenia Area Community Theater
    ‪6 min drive‬
  • Place, Greene Memorial Hospital - Kettering Health Network
    ‪6 min drive‬
  • Place, Kings Island
    ‪50 min drive‬
  • Airport, Dayton, OH (DAY-James M. Cox Dayton Intl.)
    ‪39 min drive‬

Rooms & beds

4 bedrooms (sleeps 8)

Bedroom 2

1 Queen Bed

Bedroom 3

1 Queen Bed

Bedroom 4

1 Queen Bed

Master Suite

1 Queen Bed

3 bathrooms

Bathroom 1

Towels provided · Bathtub or shower · Toilet

Bathroom 2

Towels provided · Bathtub or shower · Toilet

Bathroom 3

Towels provided · Bathtub or shower · Toilet · Hair dryer

About this property

The Shmoe Abode

❗️ NO PETS ❗️

❗️ Anything damaged or missing will fall upon the guests currently staying there unless proof was shown prior ❗️

Each bedroom comes equipped with a Queen sized mattress and frame with an L-Shaped Desk for studying or remote work, also 3 43’ Amazon Prime TVs and a 55’ smart TV that even Bluetooth your phone! Also each closet comes equipped with hangars. There are 2 futons in the living room with a kitchen stocked with whatever pans, pots, or utensils hopefully you may need!


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Amenities

Washer
Dryer
Air conditioning

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House Rules

Check in after 3:00 PM
Minimum age to rent: 18
Check out before 12:00 PM
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Children

Children allowed: ages 0-17
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Events

No events allowed
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Pets

No pets allowed
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Smoking

Smoking allowed: in designated areas

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector with you on the trip
Host has not indicated whether there is a smoke detector on the property

About the neighborhood

Xenia

Xenia is home to this vacation home. Wright-Patterson AFB and National Museum of the United States Air Force are cultural highlights of the area. National Afro-American Museum and Cultural Center and Kiddie Maze are also worth visiting.
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Xenia, OH

What's nearby

  • Xenia Area Community Theater - 6 min drive - 2.1 km
  • Greene Memorial Hospital - Kettering Health Network - 6 min drive - 1.7 km
  • Wright-Patterson AFB - 22 min drive - 24.1 km
  • University of Dayton - 25 min drive - 28.0 km
  • Kings Island - 50 min drive - 67.2 km

Getting around

  • Dayton Intl. Airport (DAY) - 39 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪McDonald's - ‬4 min drive
  • ‪Circle K - ‬7 min drive
  • ‪Taco Bell - ‬4 min drive
  • ‪McDonald's - ‬4 min drive
  • ‪Casey's - ‬4 min drive

Frequently asked questions

Is The Shmoe Abode pet-friendly?

No, pets are not allowed at this property.

How much does it cost to stay at The Shmoe Abode?

As of Apr 26, 2026, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at The Shmoe Abode on Apr 27, 2026 start from $334, including taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.

What time is check-in at The Shmoe Abode?

Check-in begins at 3:00 PM.

What time is check-out at The Shmoe Abode?

Check-out is at 12:00 PM.

Where is The Shmoe Abode located?

Situated in Xenia, this vacation home is within 1 mi (2 km) of Greene Memorial Hospital - Kettering Health Network and Xenia Area Community Theater. Lexington Avenue Park and Home Avenue Park are also within 2 mi (3 km).

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