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Reviews

10 out of 10
Exceptional
4 bedrooms2+ bathroomsSleeps 12

Popular amenities

  • Swimming pool
  • Hot tub on site
  • Onsite parking available
  • Washer
  • Air conditioning
  • Outdoor grill

Explore the area

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Cibolo, TX
  • Place, Cibolo Creek - Schertz Trailhead
    ‪6 min drive‬
  • Place, Randolph Air Force Base
    ‪6 min drive‬
  • Place, Joint Base San Antonio
    ‪6 min drive‬
  • Airport, San Antonio, TX (SAT-San Antonio Intl.)
    ‪25 min drive‬

Rooms & beds

4 bedrooms (sleeps 12)

Four-Poster Bedroom

1 Queen Bed

Kids Room

2 Large Twin Bunk Beds

King Bedroom

1 King Bed

Master Bedroom

2 Queen Beds

2 bathrooms, 1 half bathroom

Half Bathroom

Soap · Towels provided · Toilet · Shampoo · Hair dryer

King Queen and Kid Bathroom

Soap · Towels provided · Bathtub or shower · Bathtub · Toilet · Shower only · Shampoo · Hair dryer

Master Bed Bathroom

+1
Soap · Towels provided · Bathtub or shower · Bathtub · Toilet · Shower only · Jetted bathtub · Shampoo · Hair dryer

About this property

Retro Home - HotTub, FirePit with Movie Screen, Pool, Game Room, Theater, More

Retro-themed home with Hot Tub, Firepit with Outdoor Movie Setup, Pool, Game Room & More!

Play Pac-Man, Skee-Ball & foosball in A/C game room, soak in the cowboy pool, or relax under string lights by firepit. Retro-themed rooms, stocked kitchen, fast Wi-Fi & TVs in bedrooms.

Perfect for family trips, reunions, birthdays & bachelorettes—small gatherings welcome (no loud parties). Kid-friendly | Retro movie nights!

Book fast for ultimate comfort & vibes!

It is your colorful 2-story getaway between San Antonio and New Braunfels—designed with love and built for fun! Perfect for families, groups, and small celebrations (like baby showers, bachelorettes, or birthdays), this Insta-worthy 4BR home sleeps up to 12 guests and is packed with personality.

What You’ll Love
Themed Bedrooms: From ‘70s to ‘90s, each room bursts with retro style—lava lamps, bold murals, and nostalgia everywhere. King & Queen bedrooms have smart TVs.

Game Room + Theater: A/C game room with Pac-Man, foosball, Skee-Ball, 75” smart TV, and your own movie projector—plus popcorn machine and outdoor movie setup!

Howdy Diner + Coffee Nook: Eat in style at the retro diner or sip lattes at the Friends-inspired nook (with bonus foosball).

Cowboy Pool + Backyard Vibes: Chill in the cowboy pool, grill under the pergola, kick back by the firepit, and snap pics by the mural wall. Patio games and string lights = perfect evening.

Kid-Friendly Fun: Simba & Nintendo-themed kids’ room, toys, books, and family-focused touches throughout.

Fully Stocked Kitchen + Bar: Air fryer, baking gear, spices, plus mixology books and a mini-bar setup in the game room.

Disco-Ready Details: Yes, we have a disco ball—just flip it on and vibe while watching a movie or playing games.

Unbeatable Location (10–30 mins from everything)
Comal River – 24 min (floating fun!)
San Antonio River Walk – 30 min
Natural Bridge Caverns – 23 min
Schlitterbahn Waterpark – 26 min
Six Flags & Canyon Lake – 30 min
Austin – Just 1 hour away!

Local Dining Faves
Garcia’s Mexican – 8 min
Kindling Texas Kitchen – 10 min
Harmon’s BBQ – 12 min

Pro Tip: We Book Fast
Whether you're floating rivers, exploring caves, or hosting a small gathering, Funky Casita is where memories are made. Grab your dates now before they’re gone!
Our prices include all fees. No hidden fees.

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House Rules

Check in after 3:00 PM
Minimum age to rent: 18
Check out before 10:00 AM
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Children

Children allowed: ages 0-17
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Events

Events allowed: family gatherings and birthday parties
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Pets

No pets allowed
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Smoking

Smoking is not permitted

Check-out instructions

The host requires you complete the following before checking out:
Load and start the dishwasher
Strip any used beds and gather used towels
Remove personal items, remove leftover food and drinks, and take out the trash
Turn off the lights and lock the doors
Failure to complete these may result in a negative review from the host.

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
Parties and events (including family gatherings and birthday parties) are allowed on site; maximum attendees: 20
Host has indicated there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property
Host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property
Property Registration Number not applicable

About the neighborhood

Cibolo

Cibolo is home to this vacation home. Schlitterbahn New Braunfels Waterpark is a popular attraction and the area's natural beauty can be seen at Natural Bridge Caverns and Guadalupe River. Randolph Bowling Center and Laser Legend are also worth visiting.
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Cibolo, TX

What's nearby

  • Schertz Dog Park - 5 min drive - 3.0 km
  • Cibolo Creek - Schertz Trailhead - 6 min drive - 4.5 km
  • Randolph Air Force Base - 6 min drive - 4.9 km
  • Joint Base San Antonio - 6 min drive - 4.9 km
  • Cibolo Creek - Veterans Park Trailhead - 6 min drive - 4.9 km

Getting around

  • San Antonio Station - 28 min drive
  • San Antonio International Airport (SAT) - 31 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Chick-fil-A - ‬19 min walk
  • ‪Slim Chickens - ‬4 min drive
  • ‪Dairy Queen - ‬5 min drive
  • ‪Whataburger - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪Starbucks - ‬4 min drive

Frequently asked questions

Does Retro Home - HotTub, FirePit with Movie Screen, Pool, Game Room, Theater, More have a pool?

Yes, this property has a pool.

How much does it cost to stay at Retro Home - HotTub, FirePit with Movie Screen, Pool, Game Room, Theater, More?

As of Apr 30, 2026, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at Retro Home - HotTub, FirePit with Movie Screen, Pool, Game Room, Theater, More on May 3, 2026 start from $318, including taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.

Is Retro Home - HotTub, FirePit with Movie Screen, Pool, Game Room, Theater, More pet-friendly?

No, pets are not allowed at this property.

How much is parking?

Onsite parking is available at the property.

What time is check-in at Retro Home - HotTub, FirePit with Movie Screen, Pool, Game Room, Theater, More?

Check-in begins at 3:00 PM.

What time is check-out at Retro Home - HotTub, FirePit with Movie Screen, Pool, Game Room, Theater, More?

Check-out is at 10:00 AM.

Where is Retro Home - HotTub, FirePit with Movie Screen, Pool, Game Room, Theater, More located?

Situated in Cibolo, this vacation home is 2.3 mi (3.7 km) from Schertz Dog Park and 2.6 mi (4.2 km) from Red River. Cibolo Creek - Schertz Trailhead and Joint Base San Antonio are also within 6 mi (10 km).

Reviews

10

Exceptional

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10/10

Cleanliness

10/10

Check-in

10/10

Communication

8.0/10

Location

10/10

Listing accuracy

Reviews

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10/10 Excellent

Tiffany C.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
We loved our stay at the Funky Casita! The place was exactly as pictured, an eclectic oasis and a true hidden gem in a quiet neighborhood. Shweta was a gracious host and very accommodating to our family’s requests. Everyone loved the funky retro theme and was genuinely excited to spend our time here.
Stayed 2 nights in Jan 2026

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Hosted by Shweta Shrivastava

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