Owner's Response: I feel it necessary to address this guests’ experience. Based on previous reviews & feedback, your characterization of my home was not accurate & I proudly advertise my home with honesty at all times. Just to start with the point: “WARNING!! THIS IS NOT A BEACH COTTAGE”. True, this property is a 2200 sqft., 2 story Cape House w/attached garage. I am sorry for any misunderstanding in on beach views. There is indeed an ocean view, visible from all rooms upstairs. The rock wall perimeters the entire NH coast provides us our only protection from heavy storms & coastal flooding in the winter. There is a sandy beach without question during low tide (see photo gallery). I apologize for what you thought was very heavy traffic on Ocean Blvd. We DO NOT advertise A/C of any kind. If that was a necessity for you (which I respect & understand) my home was probably not the correct choice for you. I offered to provide washcloths as soon as you asked, you purchased your own - they were in the supply closet in the living room. “The whole house groans” when you shower/flush the toilet, this is the first I have heard this. Our trade is Plumbing & Heating. We have been in the business 35 yrs & members of the BBB. We would never rent our home to anyone if the drainage/venting was not up to the NH code. Re: the “My Family Has owned the property for 40 years” – it’s hard not take someone’s displeasure w/ your home personally. We have invested countless hours of upkeep & repair & take pride in our home. Electrical outlets: I offered to come over & remedy the situation, you declined as “everyone was napping”. It’s unfair to publish this as if we you weren’t offered a solution to the problem. No one else has complained re: plumbing/electrical. Furniture& TV’s: I’m sorry you feel the TV’s were too small. I am always open to suggestions from guests. The décor says “Beach House” etc. I apologize you feel this inaccurate. RE: the furniture, our home sleeps 6-8 people (2 twins, 1 queen, & full size bed), full DR for 6, a kitchen w/a small table & chairs, a front LR w/a full size couch & 3 chairs, another LR w/TV has a full size pull-out couch, ottoman, chair, desk & piano. I’m sorry that our house, as furnished did not fit the needs of your family of 4 & you didn’t find the accommodations to your liking & that your overall experience was an unsatisfactory one. I do not expect my home to be everyone’s “cup of tea” & I apologize we were not a fit for your family.