Parking wasn’t a dream, but what vacation is perfect, right? Check in was pleasant as the desk staff were very friendly. The room and view were magnificent at first impression. It seemed like everything we could possibly need was provided. A quick meal and a quick grocery run, and we had begun our adventure. The sun, the sand, the crystal clear water was all we’d hoped it would be, this being our first trip to the area. After swimming and filming some of the beautiful fish that were very easy to see and dodging the random jelly fish, we decided to call it a day and retreat to our condo for the evening. The showers and restrooms were clean and the towels were fresh. Soon enough we were relaxing with some snacks and beverages specifically chosen to unwind and calm mind and body, after the early trek across the lower three states. My wife had reached her fun meter cutoff for the day, and retired to blissful slumber in the bedroom and was gone in mere minutes. I being the night owl of the family chose to sit up a while and enjoy a couple more high octane beverages on the balcony and count stars. This was what this trip was about, zero plans, zero schedules, zero stress. Mission accomplished. I made my way through the now dark condo and found my heads resting place for the night. Off to dreamland. DAY TWO: Since I was up later than my wife and son, I slept in a little while they walked into town for forgotten items. However, as I awoke and began gathering myself for what was sure to be a fantastic day, I had my bubble busted as I turned on the light and became aware of what it was EXACTLY I had slept in under the covers on my side of the bed. I can only describe the nightmare found on our bed sheets as dried female, cyclic, bodily fluid smeared and dried no more than 8 inches from where my head had rested. Had I turned the lights on before climbing into bed, I would have discovered this and made management aware of the unacceptability of a disgusting mess of this caliber in such an establishment. But that was not the case. So I brought this issue to the staff’s attention and made them aware that I wanted to speak to a rental manager or an owner IMMEDIATELY. Well that never happened even after numerous calls to several provided numbers. One person did attempt to call after we had the housekeeping manager inspect, and confirm our suspicions as to the nature of the stain. We then had fresh sheets provided and we left the room for the day. No letters left