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美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas

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Exterior
Terrace/patio
Property grounds
Exterior
Terrace/patio

Reviews

6.0 out of 10
2 bedrooms1 bathroomSleeps 7

Popular amenities

  • Kitchen
  • Washer
  • Dryer
  • Air conditioning
  • Outdoor Space
  • Parking available

Explore the area

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Bandera, TX
  • Place, Medina River
    ‪15 min walk‬
  • Place, Bandera Beach Club Tubes, Kayaks & Shuttle
    ‪2 min drive‬
  • Place, Bandera City Park
    ‪2 min drive‬

Rooms & beds

2 bedrooms (sleeps 7)

Bedroom 1

1 King Bed and 1 Large Twin Sofa Bed

Bedroom 2

1 Twin Bed

Living Room 1

1 Queen Bed

1 bathroom

Bathroom 1

Soap · Towels provided · Bathtub or shower · Bathtub · Toilet · Shampoo · Hair dryer

Spaces

Porch or lanai
Kitchen
Number of living rooms
Garden

About this property

美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas

Relax with the whole family at this peaceful place to stay, you be like a little house.


Relax with the whole family at this peaceful place to stay, you be like a little house
Relax with the whole family at this peaceful place to stay, you be like a little house
Relax with the whole family at this peaceful place to stay, you be like a little house
Relax with the whole family at this peaceful place to stay, you be like a little house
Relax with the whole family at this peaceful place to stay, you be like a little house
Our prices include all fees. No hidden fees.

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Amenities

Kitchen
Washer
Dryer
Air conditioning
Outdoor Space
Beach view

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House Rules

Check in after 2:00 PM
Minimum age to rent: 18
Check out before 12:00 PM
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Children

Children allowed: ages 0-17
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Events

No events allowed
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Pets

No pets allowed
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Smoking

Smoking is not permitted

Check-out instructions

The host requires you complete the following before checking out:
Gather used towels
Remove personal items and remove leftover food and drinks
Turn off the lights, lock the doors, and return the keys
Please don’t make too big of a mess
Failure to complete these may result in a negative review from the host.

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has indicated there are no carbon monoxide detectors or gas appliances on the property
Host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher
This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios, terraces which may not be suitable for children; if you have concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm they can accommodate you in a suitable room

We should mention

This property does not have elevators

About the neighborhood

Bandera

Bandera is home to this vacation home. The area's natural beauty can be seen at Bear Springs Blossom Nature Trail and Albert and Bessie Kronkosky State Natural Area, while Frontier Times Museum and Bandera Natural History & Art Museum are cultural highlights. Bandera Beach Club Tubes, Kayaks & Shuttle and Love Creek Orchards Cider Mill and Country Store are also worth visiting.
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Bandera, TX

What's nearby

  • Medina River - 15 min walk - 1.3 km
  • Frontier Times Museum - 2 min drive - 1.9 km
  • Bandera Beach Club Tubes, Kayaks & Shuttle - 2 min drive - 1.9 km
  • Bandera Natural History Museum - 2 min drive - 1.6 km
  • Bandera City Park - 2 min drive - 2.3 km

Getting around

  • San Antonio International Airport (SAT) - 64 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Bandera Ale Project - ‬6 min drive
  • ‪OST Restaurant - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪TJ's At the Old Forge - ‬2 min drive
  • ‪SONIC Drive In - ‬18 min walk
  • ‪Wild Horse Saloon - ‬3 min drive

Frequently asked questions

Is 美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas pet-friendly?

No, pets are not allowed at this property.

How much does it cost to stay at 美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas?

As of Mar 7, 2026, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at 美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas on May 10, 2026 start from $137, including taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.

How much is parking?

Onsite parking is available at the property.

What time is check-in at 美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas?

Check-in begins at 2:00 PM.

What time is check-out at 美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas?

Check-out is at 12:00 PM.

Where is 美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas located?

Situated in Bandera, this vacation home is within 2 mi (3 km) of Medina River, Bandera Beach Club Tubes, Kayaks & Shuttle, and Frontier Times Museum. Bandera Natural History Museum and Bandera Natural History & Art Museum are also within 2 mi (3 km).

Reviews

6.0
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6.0/10

Cleanliness

10/10

Check-in

10/10

Communication

6.0/10

Location

8.0/10

Listing accuracy

Reviews

6/10 Okay

Sylvia R.

Liked: Check-in, communication, listing accuracy
This is a very cute house but could improve with lighting and adding some mirrors in the bedrooms. I would rate it higher but the neighbor dogs barked each night so we did not get the rest we had hoped for. Another reason for not rating this higher is because there is not an option for showering only a bathtub.
Stayed 2 nights in Feb 2026

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Hosted by Cindy Ammann

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