MegaCabin on a 40-Acre Wildlife Preserve, Exotic Animal Sanctuary & Horse Ranch

Thank you very much for your review, you will always be welcome!!

First a message to any potential guest: Please read all our response & other recent reviews to see what we are really like. To these reviewers: We are sorry you never informed us there was anything wrong. You know our staff is on the ranch 24/7 to immediately address any of our guests' concerns and your welcome letter provided all our phone numbers - yet you never called to give us a chance to serve you. If you had, you would have found your misperceptions unfounded: - Kitchen Supplies: I am a Cordon Blue Chef - so we can provide anything you need. If you had looked in your kitchen closet and/ or in your Cowboy Kitchen, you would have found all the basics for weekend cooking, and we can provide anything else out of our supplies, with just a simple request. - Hair dryer: Always kept in the main bathroom & was there when you stayed with us . - What you call "the porch area" is actually a 3,500 ft. open deck surrounded by forest with trees growing through the deck, cleaned thoroughly before each guest's arrival - but we cannot control trees shedding and a few leaves getting blown on it during the Fall. - Stored furniture - You are referring to the 10 folding chairs kept out of the way in a corner of the deck, on hand in case guests need more sitting. No one ever complained, and most appreciate the thoughtfulness. But we would have removed them if we had known they bothered you. - Visible wires connecting lights in the grill area = 1 spotlight for extra strong lighting over the grill - the only "wire" was the one plugged into the outlet. - The porch railing lights did definitely work - you just didn't turn them on. - Cords on the floor connecting coffee table water fountain: Again, the cable which makes the fountain work run underneath the couch. No one has ever had issue before. - The carpet was definitely clean and there were no neighbors close by! Since you never gave a hint of any of displeasure when we saw you here, but then left your piles of nasty garbage plus this unfair "review", it is obvious you have some personal ax to grind with us, and have chosen this arena to try to discredit us. I can't imagine why.

We are really moved by your kind words. Thank you very much for an amazing review. We look forward to seeing you soon. We love you.