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Relax on the hammock while the kids swim & play on the floating island.
The screened lanai is everyone's favorite "room" in the house. We try our best to keep the bugs away with the no-see-um screening.
CLEAR BOTTOM Tandem, single, and child kayaks + SUP are included with the house. Enjoy!
Watch the manatees swim under you in our NEW tandem clear kayak, included with the house!
The interior is funky, fun, and just screams "FLORIDA!"

Reviews

10 out of 10
Exceptional
2 bedrooms1 bathroomSleeps 6850 sq ft

Popular amenities

  • Kitchen
  • Washer
  • Dryer
  • Pet friendly
  • Free WiFi
  • Air conditioning

Rooms & beds

2 bedrooms (sleeps 6)

Bedroom 3

1 Double Sofa Bed

Bunk Room

1 Crib, 1 Twin Bed and 2 Double Beds

King Bedroom

1 King Bed

1 bathroom

Bathroom 1

Bathtub or shower · Toilet

Spaces

Kitchen
Balcony
Garden
Dining area

About this property

Screened Lanai /Clear Kayak / Waterfront / Fire Pit

/// The Funky Flamingo River Cottage – Your Front-Row Seat to Weeki Wachee Magic
Quick Highlights ///
• Prime river location: Peaceful deep-water canal just off the Weeki Wachee River
• Kayaks included: Clear-bottom tandem, two singles, stand-up paddleboard, child kayaks, and floating island. Kayak launch makes getting in and out super easy!
• Sleeps 6 comfortably: King bed, built-in bunks (two fulls + twin on top), queen sleeper sofa, and rollaway crib. (Remember - one bathroom!!)
• The ultimate hangout spot: Huge screened lanai with comfy seating, foosball, picnic table, and outdoor games
• Entertainment for everyone: Smart TVs in all bedrooms and living room, free fast WiFi, and a stash of games
• Fully stocked kitchen: Dishwasher, cookware, coffee bar, and everything you need to whip up a feast
• Outdoor fun: Fire pit, hammock, fishing, swimming, and direct river access for kayaking with the manatees


/// Welcome to the Funky Flamingo – Where Old Florida Meets Funky & Fun ///
If you’re looking for a place to sip coffee while watching manatees glide by, float in crystal-clear waters, or kick back on a breezy lanai playing foosball, you’ve found it. The Funky Flamingo is a colorful, comfy, and delightfully quirky escape in the heart of Weeki Wachee.
Equal parts retro charm and modern convenience, this cottage is the perfect mix of Florida funky and fun. Whether you’re lounging in the hammock, paddling down the river, or sitting around the fire pit swapping stories, life here moves at river time—and we wouldn’t have it any other way.


/// Sleeping Spaces – Cozy, Comfy, and Fun ///
• Main bedroom: King bed, Smart TV, blackout curtains, for a perfect night’s sleep
• Bunk room: Built-in bunks with two full-size beds on the bottom and a twin up top—perfect for kids, teens, or fun-loving adults, blackout shades, desk area
• Living room: Queen sleeper sofa, Smart TV, and a pile of board games ready for a game night showdown
• Extras: Rollaway crib


/// The Great Outdoors – Because You Didn’t Come Here to Stay Inside ///
• Huge screened lanai: The best seat in the house! Lounge on the comfy furniture, challenge someone to foosball, or eat dinner at the picnic table without swatting at bugs
• Kayaks and paddle Gear: Clear-bottom tandem kayak (so you can watch the fish zoom by), Two single kayaks, Stand-up paddleboard, Two child kayaks, Floating island for the ultimate lazy river experience
• Private dock & kayak launch: Fish, swim, or just sit back and watch the world float by
• Fire pit and hammock: Because every perfect day should end with s’mores and a sunset
• Outdoor games: Connect 4, giant Jenga, checkers, and more


/// Kitchen & Dining – Fuel Up for Your Next Adventure ///
• Brand new dishwasher (because no one wants to wash dishes on vacation)
• Fully stocked with pots, pans, and utensils
• Coffee bar with a variety of coffee, creamers, and sweeteners to kickstart your mornings
• Indoor dining table and a picnic table on the lanai for open-air meals


/// Adventure is Just Outside Your Door ///
• The River: Our peaceful deep-water canal gives you easy access to all the action—just a few paddles and you’re floating in the crystal-clear Weeki Wachee River
• Five-minute paddle to the Sandbar – A shallow, sunny spot perfect for relaxing and spotting manatees
• Head upriver to explore the natural beauty of Weeki Wachee Springs State Park and wave to the famous mermaids
• Downriver fun – Paddle to Hospital Hole, grab a riverside meal at The Upper Deck, or head to Rogers Park
• Nearby attractions: Pine Island Beach (hello, sunset views), Tarpon Springs Sponge Docks, and the must-visit dog beach at Fort De Soto

/// Important Details ///
• Parking: Space for two cars in the grass/lawn area
• Fast, free WiFi: Stream, work (if you must), or post your manatee selfies
• Security cameras: Outdoor only, keeping an eye on the front of the house and parking area
• Quiet hours start at 10 PM – We love our friendly neighbors, and they love their sleep
• A rental agreement and liability waiver must be signed within 48 hours of booking. A $500 refundable security deposit is required before check-in.

/// Unplug, Unwind, and Enjoy Life on River Time ///
Pack a bag, grab some groceries, and leave the rest behind—The Funky Flamingo has everything you need for a laid-back, adventure-filled, totally unforgettable stay.
Come for the manatees. Stay for the funky vibes. The only thing missing is you.
Our prices include all fees. No hidden fees.

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Amenities

Kitchen
Washer
Dryer
Pet friendly
Free WiFi
Air conditioning

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House Rules

Check in after 3:00 PM
Minimum age to rent: 18
Check out before 10:00 AM
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Children

Children allowed: ages 0-17
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Events

No events allowed
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Pets

Pets allowed: dogs (limit 2 total)
Must get prior approval if bringing a pet
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Smoking

Smoking is not permitted
Signed rental agreement required within 48 hours to confirm booking
Must submit a $500 security hold that will be placed 2 days prior to arrival and released automatically 7 days after departure if no damages reported
No smoking, no parties, and all dogs must be approved prior to booking

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has indicated there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property
Host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a first aid kit, and a deadbolt lock

We should mention

A car is recommended for transportation to and from this property

About the neighborhood

Spring Hill

Located in Weeki Wachee Gardens, this cottage is near theme parks and on the waterfront. Weeki Wachee Springs and Weeki Wachee Springs State Park reflect the area's natural beauty and area attractions include Nature Coast Botanical Gardens and Adventure Coast Fun Park. Be sure to check out the area's animals with activities such as game walks and birdwatching.
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Weeki Wachee, FL

What's nearby

  • Weeki Wachee River - 2 min walk - 0.2 km
  • Weeki Wachee Springs State Park - 4 min drive - 4.1 km
  • Weeki Wachee Springs - 8 min drive - 8.8 km
  • Three Sisters Springs - 44 min drive - 58.6 km
  • Innisbrook Golf Club - 56 min drive - 65.4 km

Getting around

  • Tampa Intl. Airport (TPA) - 62 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Dunkin' - ‬12 min drive
  • ‪Starbucks - ‬12 min drive
  • ‪7-Eleven - ‬11 min drive
  • ‪Weeki Pub - ‬6 min drive
  • ‪Steak 'n Shake - ‬12 min drive

Frequently asked questions

Is Screened Lanai /Clear Kayak / Waterfront / Fire Pit pet-friendly?

Yes, this property allows dogs (limit 2 total).

How much does it cost to stay at Screened Lanai /Clear Kayak / Waterfront / Fire Pit?

As of Mar 30, 2026, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at Screened Lanai /Clear Kayak / Waterfront / Fire Pit on Jul 11, 2026 start from $589, including taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.

How much is parking?

Onsite parking is available at the property.

What time is check-in at Screened Lanai /Clear Kayak / Waterfront / Fire Pit?

Check-in begins at 3:00 PM.

What time is check-out at Screened Lanai /Clear Kayak / Waterfront / Fire Pit?

Check-out is at 10:00 AM.

Where is Screened Lanai /Clear Kayak / Waterfront / Fire Pit located?

This family-friendly Weeki Wachee Gardens cottage is located on the waterfront, within 3 mi (5 km) of Weeki Wachee River and Weeki Wachee Springs State Park. Pine Island Beach Park and Weeki Wachee Springs are also within 6 mi (10 km).

Reviews

10

Exceptional

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10/10

Cleanliness

10/10

Property conditions & facilities

10/10

Check-in

10/10

Communication

10/10

Location

10/10

Listing accuracy

Reviews

Verified

10/10 Excellent

Amy P.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Cute place with all the amenities!

Loved begging here so peaceful and close to the main river.
Stayed 3 nights in Feb 2023
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Lisa A.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

We loved our stay

What a fantastic, relaxing place. We loved waking up early and kayaking down the river. So many great places to stop and swim along the way. Would definitely stay again.
Stayed 4 nights in Aug 2023
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Daniel P.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Very nice

Matches description, great area, very cozy and well equipped. Decoration is amazing. Location is very convenient: short drive to stores, quiet place, good privacy compared to other houses in the area. I
Stayed 7 nights in Apr 2025
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Catherine S.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Great trip!

The house was just as described and clean. Plenty of bath towels and stocked kitchen. The kayaks were great and we enjoyed the fire pit. Beds were comfortable. Shower had good water pressure.
Stayed 4 nights in Jan 2024
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Carla C.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Cute cottage

We enjoyed our stay at this cute little cottage. It definitely had the feel of a family cottage where you might spend your summer vacation. Nothing fancy but comfortable, cute and homelike. I loved the colors it was decorated in and especially the "wall paper" in the bathroom. We had a great time. The hostess was very communicative and we had zero issues.
Stayed 3 nights in Mar 2024
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Sabrina B.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Amazing!

Last minute trip that may be one of our best! They truly have thought of everything! Not one complaint! I can not wait to return! Thank you! Wonderful hosts!!!
Stayed 2 nights in Nov 2022
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Rebecca G.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Nice stay

This was a girls getaway with three adults. We had a nice stay but were there mainly to kayak. Getting the kayaks from the rack and in and out of the water was quite an ordeal. We only used the supplied kayaks once and rented kayaks the rest of the trip. Great neighborhood and restaurants, shopping were close by.
Stayed 3 nights in Feb 2023
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Frank P.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Quiet, comfortable, and renovated home

The place is perfect for people who behave noisless and expect this from others.Great home in many ways; everything was new or renovated, e.g. stove, fridge and freezer, dish washer; the stove heats very effectively, e.g. onions got brown fast with temp set to three; we had the impression to be the first renters; the decorations appeared to be done by artists and with love to details; mattresses would be fine for people with back problems; the lanai included a bed for taking a nap after kayaking and was completely screened without gaps; there are various sit on top kayaks and dock beneath the deck allows easy climbing in and out the kayaks. We recommend a guided tour at the kayak rental near the parking lot of the State Park. We enjoyed viewing the sunset from the observation deck at Linda Pederson Park. We highly recommend this place and would like to come back.
Stayed 5 nights in Mar 2025
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Carolynn W.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Perfect get away home!

This Flamingo themed house is adorable. They did a fantastic job at decorating and supplying the house with everything you could possibly need for your stay. The location is great. Just a quick paddle to the crystal river. We had a dolphin swim by our deck one morning and even had a mama and baby manatee come down by us too. The outside porch was our favorite. No bugs could come in the screened area. They had lots of options for boats that we used everyday. The kitchen is well stocked and even had games and books for our use. We will definitely return to this house in the future.
Stayed 3 nights in Jul 2023
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Meghan M.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Just as pictured. Manatee sightings! Loved the extras provided by host (kayaks, floating dock, etc)

The home was a great choice for my family with children ages 10 (who are good swimmers and comfortable in/around water). The home looks just as it does in the listing photos and was just as we expected. The neighborhood was quiet and those we met in the neighborhood were very friendly. We were delighted to see manatees each day while out kayaking! The water right off the dock is fairly deep compared to some areas and has vegetation at the bottom which attracts wildlife (a good thing) but also makes it not particularly clear (although we didn't mind). You reach clear water areas pretty quickly via kayak. My younger kids loved the giant floating raft/dock! My teen and I had no issue getting kayaks and the floating dock in and out of the water from the dock ourselves. Tips: I would suggest storing food in the refrigerator or in sealed ziplocks to avoid teeny tiny ants finding their way into your snacks (although this is no surprise if you're familiar with living in the south). And double check the check-in/check-out times, we didnt realize there were conflicting check out times listed somewhere, causing some confusion for the cleaners who thought we had checked out, but didn't ever knock or disturb us. (I was unaware they had even arrived and was tidying up, taking my time.) The whole family had very memorable, very enjoyable time, and I can't think of anything this house is missing!
Stayed 3 nights in Apr 2025
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Corin B.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Loved the Flamingo!

It's a very cute little place in the perfect Weeki neighborhood. Rural but still close to groceries, gas, etc. We loved using the kayaks and relaxing on the screened in porch. We look forward to coming back someday soon!
Stayed 2 nights in Dec 2022
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Elaine R.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Funky Flamingo

Very cozy ! Cheerful colors ! Loved the creativity with the theme ! Can't wait to go back !
Stayed 3 nights in Oct 2022
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Jessica J.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Sweet space for rest!

My mom who is in her 70s visited this areas when she was a child and has wanted to show me this area for years. She saw an add for this cute cottage home on the river and shared it with me. It was a perfect short getaway for us. The place is just darling! They have thought of thr smallest details. It’s a cute spot that is very vintage and eclectic, in the best way. We especially loved the porch and the clear canoe! Because we were there in September, we only saw two manatee but that was so special none the less. We loved having lunch at Hernando beach Tropical Grille— get the conch fritters and the grouper bites! We also loved spending some time at the Pine Island beach park. The water was crazy warm and we saw so many dolphins. We left fans of this flamingo paradise!
Stayed 4 nights in Sep 2022
Verified

10/10 Excellent

John L.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Perfect cottage

Very clear instructions for every step of the rental process. The cottage was well stocked, clean, and exactly as described in the listing. We would definitely recommend this cottage!!!
Stayed 2 nights in Aug 2022
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Anna H.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Amazing experience!

I can’t say enough great things about the Funky Flamingo and the owners! First of all, the cottage is adorable and just the right amount of vintage and whimsical. The kitchen is VERY well stocked and we cooked there every day. The rooms were comfy and just right. We especially enjoyed hanging out on the screened in porch and playing giant Jenga and foosball several times a day. There were plenty of watercraft options and life vests for all sizes. And best of all, we saw several manatees EVERYDAY! We are definitely planning a return trip here next year. Highly recommend this property!
Stayed 5 nights in Jul 2022
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Rebecca W.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Private, quiet oasis

We thoroughly enjoyed our stay. The house was so cute and came stocked with so many things to made our stay easier. Great access to the river and we saw 1-2 manatees pass by the house in morning and evening but you have to watch carefully as mostly they are swimming alone and underwater. Only downside was the location on the canal has alot of eel grass. This is a plus and minus. The crazy crowds are not disturbing your peace on the canal and there is plenty of food for the manatees. Still clear water and able to see fish and manatees off the dock. However, guests didn't want to spend alot of time in the water just off the dock because of the grass touching them. LOL. Super quick access to the sandy main river. We were grateful that there really weren't alot of biting bugs even when outside in the evening. I think the very first night there were a few no see-ums. But no mosquitos present and only 1 encounter with a yellow fly over a full day of kayaking the entire length of the river. Beds were comfy and air conditioner kept the space enjoyable. The lanai is a beautiful space to spend morning and evenings.
Stayed 7 nights in Jul 2022
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Sarah P.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Perfect for small family

House was adorable and very clean, comfortable and well stocked. The owner was so nice and they’ve really thought of everything. The kayaks were in great shape and the location was perfect for spending time on the river.
Stayed 4 nights in Jul 2022
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Ed K.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Funky flamingo fun

Very cool place with everything you need.
Stayed 4 nights in Jul 2022
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Timmerie C.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Orlando Conference Break!

I cannot say enough nice things about staying at this property. The cottage was perfect in every way! We paddled entire length of the river one day....we did it in 5+ hours but it was so worth it! If you do the long paddle you see fabulous wildlife. The next couple days we just played on the river, paddled around and just had a blast. It was such a wonderful break. Truly a neighborhood party on the river. Eat at the Italian Restaurant at the top of the neighborhood..it was wonderful. Everything you need is near by...Walmart etc. On the one rainy afternoon there were lots of games and the screened in porch was absolutely perfect. This is definitely a to do in Florida...it is something different and fun!! And yes we saw manatees everyday! Tons of fish and birds to watch as well.
Stayed 4 nights in Jun 2022
Verified

8/10 Good

Rhonda & Jim K.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

River Cottage

Plenty of room for two adults and two children (1 bathroom). Everything you need in the kitchen including updated appliances. Nice big TV with premium TV apps. Canal is crystal clear and extremely short distance to aqua blue waters of the river (enjoy sand bars and swimming). Very close to Weeki Watchee. Kayaks on premises and small boat rental with delivery right to dock. Upper deck restaurant with great food easy to paddle to or take car (5 minutes away). Owner Jan is real sweet and eager to please.
Stayed 4 nights in Jun 2022
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Krista W.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Funtastic Funky Flamingo

I wish I could give the Funky Flamingo and Jan the host extra ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐. Both the property and host exceeded our expectations. Jan has put so much time and effort into the property - there are visual and comfort details everywhere. My family of four did not lack for anything while at the house - it is as functional as it is cute. From the board games, kayaks, stocked kitchen and bath - all you will need are groceries and you won't need to leave the property. The location is exceptional. The house is just a short paddle to either the state park which offers calm crystal blue waters or Rogers Park with a little park, swim area and restaurant. My family was here for 4 full days and did not leave the Weeki Wachee area. There is plenty to do but the vibe is so laid back and chill - it was a true vacation to escape and slow down. We did see manatees everyday on the river and with two smaller kids we rented a little boat from the company Jan recommended. With the boat we were able to take the river all the way up the state park where the water was so blue and quiet. We went to see the Mermaid show at Weeki Wachee Springs State Park mid-week per Jan's recommendations and the crowds were totally manageable. Apparently the place gets packed in the weekends so try to go during the week if possible. We did also venture to Pine Island beach one afternoon and it was great. There aren't really many waves but there is a little park and we saw a pod of dolphins and crabs. I have never heard of this area of Florida but it is truly magical. The kids are already wanting to go back and we will be booking Jan's place again for next year!
Stayed 5 nights in Jun 2022
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Noah H.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Birthday weeki wachee trip

Place was great. Great scenery, calm and relaxing atmosphere and just all out good vibes would highly recommend!
Stayed 2 nights in Jun 2022
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Megan C.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Quaint little cottage

The Funky Flamingo did not disappoint. It has super cute decor and is super cozy and home like. The hosts have thought of the little things you may have forgotten along your travel. We used the kayaks and paddle board that were at the cottage everyday and they had plenty of beach toys for our day trip to the beach. Janelle was very responsive with any questions or concerns we had throughout our stay. The neighborhood was quiet and neighbors were friendly. We would definitely stay at the Funky Flamingo River Cottage again.
Stayed 5 nights in Apr 2022
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Anne Fouche B.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Amazing 5 stars stay

Gorgeous little house with a soul, very well equipped, fab recos - our best accommodation in our 2 week road trip around Florida
Stayed 2 nights in Apr 2022
Verified

10/10 Excellent

claudine C.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Fabulous time at the Funky Flamingo!

We had an amazing stay at the Funky Flamingo. Any questions we had from what to do with trash to how to navigate the river were answered in the virtual guest book and guest book and signage at the home. The design was funky and fun and it was stocked with anything we needed to enjoy the home and the river. The lanai was perfect for relaxing in the evening and playing the many board games at night. We loved the clear kayak and we got oohs and ahhs from everyone on the river! We swam and watched the sunsets at Pine Island Beach, saw the mermaid show at Weekie Wachee State Park and enjoyed a day at Tarpon Springs including a boat tour and shelling. We wouldn't hesitate to return and to recommend it to friends and family.
Stayed 5 nights in Mar 2022

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