Poco Loco Ranch on the Guadalupe River-Tubing, Game Room, Pool/Hottub, Sleeps 14(44 Reviews)
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- Minimum stay:2 nights
- Property type:House
- Pets considered:Yes
- Wheel chair accessible:N/A
About the Property
House, 4 Bedrooms + Convertible bed, sofa, 2.5 Baths, (Sleeps 10-14)
***NEW THIS YEAR - Wildlife Hayride with 4 night rental! See Axis and Whitetail deer, armadillos, turkey, and much more. Both daytime and evening hay rides (with spotlights) will make for a wonderful time!!!***
The Poco Loco Ranch has a rustic main house, a guest house and a fantastic separate game room. The main house has a large living room, kitchen, 3 bedrooms, (2 with king size beds, and 1 with two twin size beds) and 1 ½ baths. The living room has 3 sitting areas (including 2 fold-out sofas), a large flat screen t.v., and two tables for dining. The covered front patio has two seating areas, 5 tables with chairs, 3 ceiling fans, and usually a nice breeze. There is an outdoor Grill and a separate Smoker for BBQ cooking and entertaining.
The guest house has a large bedroom with a sofa area, 2 queen beds, a full bathroom, a kitchenette, and a small dinette.
The huge game room is spectacular. It has a beautiful antique pool table, a 22’ championship Shuffleboard table, a “Whirlwind” Pinball machine, Ping Pong table, air hockey, foos ball tables, and a sitting area with two sofas. All three structures have fireplaces and a second patio is centrally located between the ranch houses.
Onsite activities include Hayrides, BBQ cookout, bonfire, horseshoe pits, volleyball, and more.
The Poco Loco Ranch is only ten minutes from the charming antique shops and cafes of Boerne, five minutes from The Cave Without a Name, twenty minutes from Fiesta Texas, and minutes more to Sea world and the famed Riverwalk of San Antonio. To the north, the World War II Nimitz Museum and the wineries and craft shops of Fredricksburg are about 45 minutes away.
Great lodging for area weddings - Minutes from Serengeti Resort, Marquardt Ranch, Paniolo Ranch, Boerne, Bergheim, and Sisterdale.
Enjoy a “Poco Loco Ranch” experience!
Please note that to avoid warming our pool water, our spa heater will be turned off during the summer months.
Keywords: Ranch, river, tubing, game room, fishing, swimming, waterfront, pool, hot tub, hill country, Texas hill Country, Guadalupe, windmill, rustic, pinball, shuffle board, ping pong, cabana, fireplace, spa, hayride,
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Member since: 2009
- Children Welcome:
- Non Smoking Only:
- Vacation Rental
- Guests Provide Their Own Meals
Bedrooms: 4 Bedrooms, Sleeps 14, Beds for 10-14
Bathrooms: 2 Bathrooms, 1 Half Bathroom
- With a great game room, a large oak tree covered lawn, a wonderful pool and 250 acres of prime hill country land for your hiking enjoyment, the Poco Loco Ranch has something for everyone! Important: Please note that Firearms, Hunting and ATV's (All Terrain Vehicles) are prohibited. Thank you....moreless
- Air Hockey
- CD Player
- DVD Player
- Game Room
- Ping Pong Table
- Pool Table
- Away From It All
- Theme Parks
- Winery Tours
- Bird Watching
- Eco Tourism
- Scenic Drives
- Sight Seeing
- Wildlife Viewing
Sports & Adventure Activities
- Freshwater Fishing
- Water Tubing
- Dining Area
- Air Conditioning
- Basic Soaps
- Broadband Access:
- Ceiling Fans
- Hair Dryer
- Linens Provided
- Local Activities Guide
- Paper Towels
- Parking Off Street:
- Parking For RV/Boat/Trailer:
- Coffee Grinder
- Coffee Maker
- Cooking Utensils:
- Dishes & Utensils
- Beach Chairs
- Beach Towels
- Deck / Patio:
- Lawn / Garden
- Outdoor Grill
- Outdoor Grill Gas
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My Standard Rate
2 night min stay
Additional information about rental rates
- cleaning fee $250
- Tax Rate 6%
Owner's cancellation policy:
Policy available by contacting owner when booking
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Year Purchased: 1969
About the owner: Our family consists of our Mom, 5 children, and 16 grandchildren who all enjoy the Poco Loco Ranch as a family weekend retreat. You can't find a better place to start a family tradition in the great outdoors of the Texas Hill Country! With the several houses on the property and lots of land for the kids to roam and the long Guadalupe River, ours is a wonderful retreat that we invite you to enjoy!
Why the Owner Chose Boerne, TX, USA:
Close to San Antonio, this getaway Texas Hill Country Ranch offers a great escape with an Oak Tree covered lawn surrounding the house area, 2 houses and a large game room, 250 acres of prime Hill Country land, and lots of frontage on beautiful Guadalupe River. A wonderful Escape!
The Unique Benefits at this House:
Lots to do! Hiking, tubing down the river, playing pool, shuffleboard, pinball, ping pong, air hockey, foos ball and more in the game room, having parties (celebrating every event imaginable) and enjoying the secluded outdoors and much, much more. Area shopping and dining. Cave exploring (nearby - Cave Without a Name). Hiking, fishing, swimming on 250 acres of prime hill country land.
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Our unique sparkling clear pool and hot tub.
Easy access to 1/2 mile of river frontage. Great for tubing, swimming & fishing
Guest House Kitchen
Swim, Fish or tube down the Guadalupe River
New Swimming Pool and Hot Tub
Front Yard with 25 large Oak Trees
Game Room - Shuffleboard, Ping Pong, Pool Table, Air Hockey, Foos Ball!
This listing was first published here in 2009.
Date last modified - Thursday, May 25, 2017
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