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Poco Loco Ranch on the Guadalupe River-Tubing, Game Room, Pool/Hottub, Sleeps 14

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Our unique sparkling clear pool and hot tub.


Last updated: 05/08/2017
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  • Minimum stay:2 nights
  • Sleeps:14
  • Bedrooms:4
  • Bathrooms:2.5
  • Property type:House
  • Internet:Yes
  • Pets considered:Yes
  • Wheel chair accessible:N/A

About the Property

House, 4 Bedrooms + Convertible bed, sofa, 2.5 Baths, (Sleeps 10-14)

Enjoy a retreat to the Poco Loco Ranch - 250 acres of breathtaking land, nestled in the Texas Hill County on the Guadalupe River. Just 10 minutes from Boerne, the Poco Loco Ranch is the perfect place to escape from the hustle and bustle of daily life. The long meandering banks of the shaded Guadalupe River will entice you to swim, tube, splash, fish, or just enjoy the quiet solitude. For a longer jaunt, float downstream on an inner tube – the public bridge is about an hour away. Hiking, bird watching and diverse wildlife will renew your spirits. Best of all, at the end of the day lie beneath the vast skies and watch nightly shooting stars while swimming in our large new pool and enjoying our hot tub!

***NEW THIS YEAR - Wildlife Hayride with 4 night rental! See Axis and Whitetail deer, armadillos, turkey, and much more. Both daytime and evening hay rides (with spotlights) will make for a wonderful time!!!***

The Poco Loco Ranch has a rustic main house, a guest house and a fantastic separate game room. The main house has a large living room, kitchen, 3 bedrooms, (2 with king size beds, and 1 with two twin size beds) and 1 ½ baths. The living room has 3 sitting areas (including 2 fold-out sofas), a large flat screen t.v., and two tables for dining. The covered front patio has two seating areas, 5 tables with chairs, 3 ceiling fans, and usually a nice breeze. There is an outdoor Grill and a separate Smoker for BBQ cooking and entertaining.

The guest house has a large bedroom with a sofa area, 2 queen beds, a full bathroom, a kitchenette, and a small dinette.

The huge game room is spectacular. It has a beautiful antique pool table, a 22’ championship Shuffleboard table, a “Whirlwind” Pinball machine, Ping Pong table, air hockey, foos ball tables, and a sitting area with two sofas. All three structures have fireplaces and a second patio is centrally located between the ranch houses.

Onsite activities include Hayrides, BBQ cookout, bonfire, horseshoe pits, volleyball, and more.

The Poco Loco Ranch is only ten minutes from the charming antique shops and cafes of Boerne, five minutes from The Cave Without a Name, twenty minutes from Fiesta Texas, and minutes more to Sea world and the famed Riverwalk of San Antonio. To the north, the World War II Nimitz Museum and the wineries and craft shops of Fredricksburg are about 45 minutes away.

Great lodging for area weddings - Minutes from Serengeti Resort, Marquardt Ranch, Paniolo Ranch, Boerne, Bergheim, and Sisterdale.

Enjoy a “Poco Loco Ranch” experience!

Please note that to avoid warming our pool water, our spa heater will be turned off during the summer months.

Keywords: Ranch, river, tubing, game room, fishing, swimming, waterfront, pool, hot tub, hill country, Texas hill Country, Guadalupe, windmill, rustic, pinball, shuffle board, ping pong, cabana, fireplace, spa, hayride,
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Member since: 2009

Speaks: english
Response time: Within 24 hours
Response Rate: 90%
Calendar last updated: 05/08/2017

Property Type

  • House

House Rules

  • Max. occupancy 14
  • Minimum Age Limit For Renters:

    Primary renter must be 25 years....moreless

  • Children Welcome:

    Kids thrive with the spaciousness and will not want to leave!...moreless

  • Non Smoking Only:

    Although there is plenty of room to smoke outdoors....moreless

  • Pets Considered:

    Pets are allowed with an additional deposit. (There is plenty of room for them to run!) We are pet friendly....moreless

Accommodation Type

  • Vacation Rental


  • Guests Provide Their Own Meals


Bedrooms: 4 Bedrooms, Sleeps 14, Beds for 10-14

Bathrooms: 2 Bathrooms, 1 Half Bathroom

Other Amenities

  • With a great game room, a large oak tree covered lawn, a wonderful pool and 250 acres of prime hill country land for your hiking enjoyment, the Poco Loco Ranch has something for everyone! Important: Please note that Firearms, Hunting and ATV's (All Terrain Vehicles) are prohibited. Thank you....moreless


  • Air Hockey
  • CD Player
  • DVD Player
  • Foosball
  • Game Room
  • Ping Pong Table
  • Pool Table
  • Radio
  • Satellite / Cable:

    A large 40' HDTV. Netflix and DirectTV...moreless

  • Stereo
  • Television


  • Adventure
  • Away From It All
  • Family
  • Historic
  • Romantic


  • Caves
  • Restaurants
  • Theme Parks
  • Winery Tours

Leisure Activities

  • Antiquing
  • Bird Watching
  • Eco Tourism
  • Horseshoes
  • Scenic Drives
  • Shopping
  • Shuffleboard
  • Sight Seeing
  • Walking
  • Wildlife Viewing

Location Type

  • River
  • Rural:

    Our 250 acres are teaming with wildlife - Axis and Whitetail deer, raccoons, fox, turkey and much more!...moreless

  • Waterfront
  • Waterfront:

    We have 1/2 mile frontage on the Guadalupe River that offers opportunities for swimming, fishing, tubing and much more. The river is the cleanest in Texas and the position of the ranch will make it unlikely that you will see anyone on it during your stay....moreless

Sports & Adventure Activities

  • Cycling
  • Fishing
  • Freshwater Fishing
  • Golf
  • Hiking
  • Swimming
  • Water Tubing


  • Dining Area


  • Air Conditioning
  • Basic Soaps
  • Broadband Access:

    We offer High Speed internet access....moreless

  • Ceiling Fans
  • Fireplace
  • Hair Dryer
  • Heating
  • Internet
  • Linens Provided
  • Local Activities Guide
  • Paper Towels
  • Parking
  • Parking Off Street:

    Our main house area consists of 2 acres surrounded by an Oak Tree covered lawn with lots of available parking....moreless

  • Parking For RV/Boat/Trailer:

    Arrangements can me made to bring your RV on the property. We have electric but do not have sewage hookups....moreless

  • Sofa Bed
  • Telephone:

    We have an emergency phone on site....moreless

  • Toilet Paper
  • Towels Provided
  • Wireless Internet:

    We offer High Speed internet access by Wi-Fi....moreless

  • Wood Fireplace:

    A fireplace is available in each of the 3 buildings - Main House, Guest House, and Game Room....moreless


  • Blender
  • Coffee Grinder
  • Coffee Maker
  • Cooking Utensils:

    All cookware and dinnerware are provided...moreless

  • Dishes & Utensils
  • Dishwasher:

    All dishware provided...moreless

  • Freezer
  • Kitchen:

    The main house offers fully equipped kitchen with dishwasher, refrigerator, coffee pot, blender, gas stove, and more. Guest house offers refrigerator, dishwasher, coffee pot and blender....moreless

  • Microwave:

    Available in both the Main House and the Guest House...moreless

  • Oven
  • Refrigerator:

    Available in both the Main House and the Guest House...moreless

  • Stove
  • Stove


  • Barbecue
  • Beach Chairs
  • Beach Towels
  • Deck / Patio:

    2 flagstone patios and one Saltillo tile patio available for your relaxation....moreless

  • Lawn / Garden
  • Outdoor Grill
  • Outdoor Grill Gas
  • Patio

Pool / Spa

  • Hot Tub
  • Outdoor Hot Tub
  • Private Pool:

    A large, sparkling clear pool with built in hot tub....moreless



from 44 traveler reviews
Rental basis: Per property
Dates Nightly Weekend Night Weekly Monthly * Event
My Standard Rate
2 night min stay
$800 $1,000
Fri, Sat

Additional information about rental rates


  • cleaning fee $250
  • Tax Rate 6%

Owner's cancellation policy:

Policy available by contacting owner when booking

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Last updated: 05/08/2017
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Hiking, swimming, tubing down the river (weather permitting), roaming around the ranch, enjoying the expansive outdoor, enjoying our huge gameroom with pinball, shuffleboard table, foosball, pool table, and more!


Owner info

Year Purchased: 1969

About the owner: Our family consists of our Mom, 5 children, and 16 grandchildren who all enjoy the Poco Loco Ranch as a family weekend retreat. You can't find a better place to start a family tradition in the great outdoors of the Texas Hill Country! With the several houses on the property and lots of land for the kids to roam and the long Guadalupe River, ours is a wonderful retreat that we invite you to enjoy!

Why the Owner Chose Boerne, TX, USA:
Close to San Antonio, this getaway Texas Hill Country Ranch offers a great escape with an Oak Tree covered lawn surrounding the house area, 2 houses and a large game room, 250 acres of prime Hill Country land, and lots of frontage on beautiful Guadalupe River. A wonderful Escape!

The Unique Benefits at this House:
Lots to do! Hiking, tubing down the river, playing pool, shuffleboard, pinball, ping pong, air hockey, foos ball and more in the game room, having parties (celebrating every event imaginable) and enjoying the secluded outdoors and much, much more. Area shopping and dining. Cave exploring (nearby - Cave Without a Name). Hiking, fishing, swimming on 250 acres of prime hill country land.

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Speaks: english
Response time: Within 24 hours
Response Rate: 90%
Calendar last updated: 05/08/2017

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  • Our unique sparkling clear pool and hot tub.

    Our unique sparkling clear pool and hot tub.

  • Easy access to 1/2 mile of river frontage. Great for tubing, swimming & fishing

    Easy access to 1/2 mile of river frontage. Great for tubing, swimming & fishing

  • Living room

    Living room

  • Main kitchen.

    Main kitchen.

  • Guest House Kitchen

    Guest House Kitchen

  • Swim, Fish or tube down the Guadalupe River

    Swim, Fish or tube down the Guadalupe River

  • New Swimming Pool and Hot Tub

    New Swimming Pool and Hot Tub

  • Bunk House

    Bunk House

  • Front Yard with 25 large Oak Trees

    Front Yard with 25 large Oak Trees

  • Main House

    Main House

  • Master Bedroom

    Master Bedroom

  • Guest House

    Guest House

  • Game Room - Shuffleboard, Ping Pong, Pool Table, Air Hockey, Foos Ball!

    Game Room - Shuffleboard, Ping Pong, Pool Table, Air Hockey, Foos Ball!

  • Front Patio

    Front Patio

  • Front Gate

    Front Gate

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This listing was first published here in 2009.

Date last modified - Thursday, May 25, 2017

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