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Texas Hill Country Escape — 250 Acres, Pickleball & Free Hayride w/4-Nt Rental!

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A spacious indoor area with a stone wall, wooden beams, a chandelier, a billiards table, and a seating area with a sofa and chairs.
A stone fireplace with a deer head, a fire, and a decorative border. There is a wooden table with a plant centerpiece and a patterned armchair.
A pool table with billiard balls and cues, a stone wall, and a stone fireplace.
A swimming pool with a windmill structure in the background.
A two-story stone building with a metal roof, surrounded by a well-maintained lawn and trees.

Reviews

10 out of 10
Exceptional

Highlights

  • Beach equipment
    A rare find — beach equipment ready to go for your days by the sea.
5 bedrooms3+ bathroomsSleeps 14

Popular amenities

  • Private pool
  • Hot tub on site
  • Onsite parking available
  • Kitchen
  • Washer
  • Air conditioning

Explore the area

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Boerne, TX
  • Place, The Rim Shopping Center
    ‪42 min drive‬
  • Place, The Shops of La Cantera
    ‪43 min drive‬
  • Place, Six Flags Fiesta Texas
    ‪44 min drive‬
  • Airport, San Antonio, TX (SAT-San Antonio Intl.)
    ‪63 min drive‬

Rooms & beds

5 bedrooms (sleeps 14)

Bedroom 1 - Master

1 King Bed

Bedroom 2

1 King Bed and 2 Twin Bunk Beds

Bedroom 3

1 Twin Bed and 1 Queen Bed

Bedroom 4 - Cabana

2 Queen Beds

Bedroom 5

1 Twin Bunk Bed

Convertible bed

1 Double Futon

3 bathrooms, 1 half bathroom

Bathroom 1 - Adjoining Master Bedroom

Bathtub or shower · Bathtub · Toilet

Bathroom 2 - Adjoining Second Bedroom

Toilet · Shower only

Bathroom 3 - Adjoining Third Bedroom

Toilet · Shower only

Bathroom 4 - Cabana

Bathtub or shower · Toilet

Bathroom 4 - half bath

Toilet

Spaces

Deck or patio
Porch or lanai
Kitchen
Garden
Dining area

About this property

Texas Hill Country Escape — 250 Acres, Pickleball & Free Hayride w/4-Nt Rental!

Welcome to Poco Loco Ranch, a stunning 250-acre retreat nestled in the heart of the picturesque Texas Hill Country. Located just 10 minutes from the charming town of Boerne, Our ranch offers the ultimate getaway for families, friends, and adventurers seeking a blend of natural beauty, modern comforts, and endless entertainment.

New Additions: Pickleball Court & Tesla-Compatible Charger!
Get ready to experience our brand-new pickleball court, where family and friends can enjoy fast-paced fun surrounded by stunning scenery. Whether you're a seasoned player or trying it for the first time, this is the perfect spot to play, laugh, and unwind.

And for our eco-conscious guests, we now offer a Tesla car charger that’s compatible with other electric vehicles, ensuring you’re fully powered for your Texas Hill Country adventures!

Nature’s Playground
Reconnect with the great outdoors along a quarter-mile of private Guadalupe River frontage:
• Swim, fish, or tube the crystal-clear waters.
• Take a leisurely hike through the rolling trails and enjoy breathtaking views.
• Spot wildlife that make their home in this serene haven.
• At night, marvel at the star-filled sky from our luxurious pool or hot tub.

Rustic Charm Meets Modern Comfort
Enjoy thoughtfully designed accommodations that suit groups of all sizes:

Main House
• Spacious living area with 2 fold-out sofas and a large flat-screen TV
• Fully equipped kitchen perfect for whipping up hearty meals
• 3 cozy bedrooms (2 king, 1 twin with a bunk bed)
• 3.5 modern bathrooms
• A charming covered patio with a BBQ grill and smoker
Guest House
• Roomy suite with 2 queen beds and a comfy sitting area
• Kitchenette and dinette
• Full bathroom
Game Room Paradise
A favorite for all ages, featuring:
• Antique pool table
• 22' championship shuffleboard
• Pac-Man arcade machine
• Ping pong and foosball
• Cozy seating for those who prefer to relax and spectate
Endless Onsite Adventures
• Free hayrides with 4-night stays
• Volleyball, BBQ cookouts, bonfires, and s’mores
• Hours of fun by the pool or in the hot tub
• Tubing adventures ranging from a leisurely hour to four hours of river bliss

Nearby Adventures
Make the most of our perfect location with nearby attractions:
• Explore Boerne’s antique shops, breweries, and cafes (10 mins)
• Thrill-seekers love Fiesta Texas (20 mins) and SeaWorld (30 mins)
• Discover Fredericksburg’s wineries and the Nimitz Museum (35 mins)
• Tour the underground wonders of Cave Without a Name (5 mins)

Perfect for Any Occasion
Poco Loco Ranch is ideal for:
• Family reunions
• Wedding accommodations (close to Paniolo Ranch, Von Erich Ranch, Eagle Dancer Ranch, Dos Palomas Ranch, Marquardt Ranch, and Enchanted Springs Ranch and more!)
• Group retreats or simply escaping the everyday

Extra Perks
• EV charging for your convenience
• Optional hunting packages (deer, axis, and more!)
• RV accommodations (ask for details!)
Free Hayride with 4 night rentals!

Important Note
The Guadalupe River’s depth varies with rainfall, but our pool, game room, and riverfront areas guarantee endless fun no matter the season.

Whether you’re seeking relaxation, adventure, or a little bit of both, Poco Loco Ranch promises an unforgettable experience in the heart of Texas Hill Country. Book your stay today and make memories to last a lifetime!

Keywords: Texas Hill Country, Guadalupe River, pickleball, family-friendly, tubing, game room, pool, hot tub, stargazing, hay ride, Pickleball, hiking, hunting, reunions, weddings, nature, retreat, outdoor activities, rustic luxury.
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House Rules

Flexible check-in available (contact host in advance of arrival)
Check out before 11:00 AM
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Children

Children allowed: ages 0-17
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Events

No events allowed
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Pets

No pets allowed
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Smoking

Smoking is not permitted

Important information

You need to know

Property # 253867
Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector with you on the trip
Host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher
This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios, terraces which may not be suitable for children; if you have concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm they can accommodate you in a suitable room

About the neighborhood

Boerne

Located in Boerne, this vacation home is in a rural area and on the waterfront. Kreutzberg Canyon Natural Area and Sister Creek Vineyards are worth checking out if an activity is on the agenda, while those wishing to experience the area's natural beauty can explore Guadalupe River and Cibolo Nature Center. Discover the area's water adventures with water tubing and fishing nearby, or enjoy the great outdoors with hiking and cycling.
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Boerne, TX

What's nearby

  • The Rim Shopping Center - 42 min drive - 47.7 km
  • University of Texas at San Antonio - 43 min drive - 51.1 km
  • The Shops of La Cantera - 43 min drive - 51.4 km
  • Six Flags Fiesta Texas - 44 min drive - 48.8 km
  • North Star Mall - 54 min drive - 69.8 km

Getting around

  • San Antonio International Airport (SAT) - 47 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Black Board Bar B Q - ‬17 min drive
  • ‪The Roundup Beer Garden and Food Park - ‬6 min drive
  • ‪hillbillyz - ‬11 min drive
  • ‪Sisterdale Saloon - ‬18 min drive
  • ‪The Kitchen Under The Attic - ‬3 min drive

Frequently asked questions

Does Texas Hill Country Escape — 250 Acres, Pickleball & Free Hayride w/4-Nt Rental! have a pool?

Yes, this property has an outdoor pool.

How much does it cost to stay at Texas Hill Country Escape — 250 Acres, Pickleball & Free Hayride w/4-Nt Rental!?

As of Aug 19, 2026, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at Texas Hill Country Escape — 250 Acres, Pickleball & Free Hayride w/4-Nt Rental! on Aug 30, 2026 start from $1,020, including taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.

Is Texas Hill Country Escape — 250 Acres, Pickleball & Free Hayride w/4-Nt Rental! pet-friendly?

No, pets are not allowed at this property.

How much is parking?

Onsite parking is available at the property.

What time is check-out at Texas Hill Country Escape — 250 Acres, Pickleball & Free Hayride w/4-Nt Rental!?

Check-out is at 11:00 AM.

Where is Texas Hill Country Escape — 250 Acres, Pickleball & Free Hayride w/4-Nt Rental! located?

This family-friendly Boerne vacation home is located on the waterfront, 0.4 mi (0.6 km) from Guadalupe River, and within 9 mi (15 km) of Kreutzberg Canyon Natural Area and Cave without a Name. Northside Neighborhood Park and Northside Community Park are also within 9 mi (15 km).

About the host

Hosted by Charles Hardy

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Make Memories at Poco Loco Ranch – Your Texas Hill Country Getaway
Our family – spanning our beloved Mom, 5 children, and 16 grandchildren – has cherished countless weekends at Poco Loco Ranch, our private retreat in the heart of the Texas Hill Country. Now, we’re inviting your family to create your own unforgettable traditions at this special place!

Why Poco Loco Ranch is Perfect for Your Family
Imagine your loved ones gathering in a serene, spacious setting with plenty of room for everyone:
• Multiple houses to accommodate large families or groups.
• Acres of open land where kids can roam, explore, and reconnect with nature.
• The Guadalupe River for swimming, tubing, fishing, or just basking in its tranquil beauty.

Poco Loco Ranch is more than a getaway—it’s a place where family traditions are born, where laughter echoes across the hills, and where memories are made under the wide Texas sky.

Whether it’s a family reunion, a weekend retreat, or a group adventure, Poco Loco Ranch offers the perfect backdrop for every occasion. We can’t wait for you to experience the magic of our little piece of paradise!

Why they chose this property

When choosing the location for Poco Loco Ranch, we knew we wanted a place that perfectly captured the essence of the Texas Hill Country—a region known for its natural beauty, peaceful surroundings, and unique charm. Here’s why we believe this neighborhood is unmatched:

1. Proximity to Boerne
Being just 10 minutes from the quaint town of Boerne gives our guests access to charming antique shops, cozy cafes, and friendly locals. It’s the perfect blend of small-town hospitality and convenient amenities.

2. A True Hill Country Experience
This area boasts rolling hills, stunning vistas, and the crystal-clear Guadalupe River—features that embody the very best of Texas Hill Country. It’s a place where nature takes center stage, offering tranquility and adventure all in one.

3. Easy Access to Attractions
We love that this location provides privacy and seclusion without feeling remote. From the underground wonders of Cave Without a Name to the bustling attractions of Fiesta Texas, SeaWorld, and Fredericksburg wineries, there’s something for everyone just a short drive away.

4. A Haven for Outdoor Activities
This neighborhood offers unbeatable opportunities for outdoor fun, from hiking and fishing to tubing the river. We couldn’t imagine a better spot to create a retreat where families can immerse themselves in nature and make lifelong memories.

5. The Perfect Balance of Seclusion and Connection
The neighborhood feels like a world away from the hustle and bustle, yet it’s conveniently connected to major highways, making it accessible for guests traveling from all over.

We chose this neighborhood because it represents everything we love about Texas Hill Country—its natural beauty, warm community, and endless opportunities for adventure and relaxation. We’re thrilled to share this special place with you!

What makes this property unique

What Makes Poco Loco Ranch Truly Unique?

Poco Loco Ranch is more than a vacation—it’s a one-of-a-kind retreat in the heart of Texas Hill Country. Spanning 250 acres of natural beauty, our property offers a perfect blend of outdoor adventure, modern comfort, and tranquil seclusion.

A Hill Country Oasis
Nestled along a private stretch of the Guadalupe River, our ranch features breathtaking landscapes, abundant wildlife, and plenty of space for families and friends to explore, relax, and reconnect.

Space for Everyone
With multiple houses, cozy fireplaces, and spacious patios, Poco Loco Ranch comfortably accommodates large families and groups. It’s perfect for reunions, weddings, and getaways with plenty of room to gather and celebrate.

Activities for All Ages
From hiking scenic trails and tubing the river to playing shuffleboard, pool, ping pong, and foosball in the game room, there’s something for everyone. Relax by the pool, stargaze by a bonfire, or celebrate life’s milestones in this versatile space.

Close to Everything, Yet Worlds Away
While secluded in nature, Poco Loco Ranch is just minutes from Boerne’s charming shops and cafes, the awe-inspiring Cave Without a Name, and popular attractions like Fiesta Texas and Fredericksburg wineries.

Family-Owned, Family-Focused
As a cherished retreat for our own family, we’ve created a space where other families can build traditions, celebrate milestones, and create unforgettable memories.

Discover the magic of Poco Loco Ranch, where the beauty of nature, the comforts of home, and the joy of togetherness come together. We can’t wait to share it with you!

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