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Boaty McBeach House: A Short Walk to Beach, Waterfront Sunsets & Restaurants!

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Front porch gets morning sun, followed by shade all day. Be prepared to wave!
Living room has original art, TV with streaming services, and a sofa bed.
Dining room has 6 chairs (4 shown), and a long table.
Kitchen has the usual appliances + a small kitchen cart & 2 stools (not shown).
King bedroom.

Reviews

10 out of 10
Exceptional
2 bedrooms1 bathroomSleeps 6800 sq ft

Popular amenities

  • Onsite parking available
  • Kitchen
  • Washer
  • Air conditioning
  • Outdoor grill
  • Deck or patio

Explore the area

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Colonial Beach, VA
  • Place, Bayside Marina
    ‪5 min walk‬
  • Place, Colonial Beach
    ‪5 min walk‬
  • Place, Colonial Beach Historical Society
    ‪6 min walk‬

Rooms & beds

2 bedrooms (sleeps 6)

Bedroom 1

1 King Bed

Bedroom 2

1 Queen Bed

Living Room 1

1 Queen Sofa Bed

1 bathroom

Bathroom

Soap · Towels provided · Bathtub or shower · Bathtub · Toilet · Shampoo · Hair dryer

Spaces

Deck or patio
Porch or lanai
Kitchen
Separate dining area
Outdoor play area
Garden

About this property

Boaty McBeach House: A Short Walk to Beach, Waterfront Sunsets & Restaurants!

Just over an hour from DC or Richmond, a huge transformation awaits: relax at this peaceful cottage, ideally situated on “The Point,” just a couple blocks from the beach or the bay, in quiet and quirky Colonial Beach.

You get the whole home, a large yard & a central location in our walkable, bikeable, golf-cartable, quiet & quirky town. (Note: You can arrive by boat too!)

The home flows naturally and feels airy and spacious for its size. Both the king bedroom and queen bedroom are super comfy and cozy. The living room includes a pull out queen sofa if you want to squeeze in 2 more.

Beyond the bedrooms, the house includes one full bathroom, a large dining table in an open-plan, brightly lit kitchen/dining area. The front porch is shaded after the early morning, and the back porch is open and sunny. The large back yard is fenced in and includes grass and patio space with a gas grill.

The home includes lots of free off-street parking, and is an easy walk to the bay, the beach, and to restaurants on the water or downtown. Rent golf carts or use the bikes to explore a little further, or hop in your car and hit historic sites or beautiful vineyards.

Arrive by boat and walk 1.5 blocks from the dock to the house, and then spend a few days exploring the lower Potomac River, Shark's Tooth Island, or venture out into the Chesapeake Bay.
Our prices include all fees. No hidden fees.

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Amenities

Kitchen
Washer
Dryer
Free WiFi
Air conditioning
Outdoor Space

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House Rules

Check in after 3:00 PM
Minimum age to rent: 25
Check out before 11:00 AM
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Children

Children allowed: ages 0-17
We have a pack-n-play available, but needs sheets.
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Events

No events allowed
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Pets

No pets allowed
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Smoking

Smoking is not permitted
No parties, really (we have neighbors who enjoy the peacefulness of Colonial Beach). Sorry.
No pets (we love them, but... folks have allergies, and even our fave pets sometimes mark their new territory or leave a surprise in the yard. :-)
Zero cigarettes inside or out (though it’s only about a 1/2 cigarette walk to look at the Bay and a 1 cigarette walk to see the beach!)

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has indicated there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property
Host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a first aid kit, and a deadbolt lock

About the neighborhood

Colonial Beach

Located in Colonial Beach, this cottage is in the city center and on a river. Colonial Beach Historical Society and George Washington Birthplace National Monument are cultural highlights, and some of the area's activities can be experienced at Bayside Marina and Ingleside Vineyards. Kayaking, motor boating, and sailing offer great chances to get out on the surrounding water, or you can seek out an adventure with cycling nearby.
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Colonial Beach, VA

What's nearby

  • Bayside Marina - 5 min walk - 0.4 km
  • Colonial Beach - 5 min walk - 0.4 km
  • Colonial Beach Historical Society - 6 min walk - 0.6 km
  • James Monroe Birthplace - 4 min drive - 4.5 km
  • Maryland International Raceway - 46 min drive - 60.4 km

Getting around

  • Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport (DCA) - 95 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪McDonald's - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪Dockside Restaurant - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪Los Hermanos - ‬5 min walk
  • ‪Domino's Pizza - ‬4 min drive
  • ‪Wilkerson's Seafood Restaurant - ‬5 min drive

Frequently asked questions

Is Boaty McBeach House: A Short Walk to Beach, Waterfront Sunsets & Restaurants! pet-friendly?

No, pets are not allowed at this property.

How much does it cost to stay at Boaty McBeach House: A Short Walk to Beach, Waterfront Sunsets & Restaurants!?

As of Apr 25, 2026, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at Boaty McBeach House: A Short Walk to Beach, Waterfront Sunsets & Restaurants! on Apr 27, 2026 start from $237, including taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.

How much is parking?

Onsite parking is available at the property.

What time is check-in at Boaty McBeach House: A Short Walk to Beach, Waterfront Sunsets & Restaurants!?

Check-in begins at 3:00 PM.

What time is check-out at Boaty McBeach House: A Short Walk to Beach, Waterfront Sunsets & Restaurants!?

Check-out is at 11:00 AM.

Where is Boaty McBeach House: A Short Walk to Beach, Waterfront Sunsets & Restaurants! located?

Located in the heart of Colonial Beach, this cottage is within a 10-minute walk of Bayside Marina, Colonial Beach, and Colonial Beach Historical Society. Potomac River and James Monroe Birthplace are also within 3 mi (5 km).

Reviews

10

Exceptional

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9.4/10

Cleanliness

10/10

Check-in

10/10

Communication

10/10

Location

10/10

Listing accuracy

Reviews

Verified

10/10 Excellent

Lesley B.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Perfect for our Stay

The house is in a great location, and is very nicely decorated and extremely well provisioned. The owner is very welcoming and responsive.
Stayed 3 nights in Jul 2023
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Abi F.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Well-appointed home, cheerful and centrally located. Perfect home full of joy and peace while recovering from recent breast-cancer surgery.
Stayed 7 nights in Oct 2025
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Charlene J.

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy

Cottage experi

Well equipped and maintained cottage. Walk to beach, dining. Quiet neighborhood
Stayed 4 nights in Aug 2023

About the host

Hosted by Matt Hirschmann

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We fell in love in with Colonial Beach as a natural first destination toward or returning from the Chesapeake. Boating in the area is fantastic, and we soon learned we loved the vibe of the town, too. After twenty years visiting, we decided to plant roots, and then decided to share it with others.

Why they chose this property

The house has a great vibe... simple, but well organized, and a good flow. The bedrooms are cozy and the living room is welcoming. The dining room is bright and is connected to the kitchen. The yard is large, and the location is excellent.

What makes this property unique

The house sits on "The Point" in Colonial Beach. 1.5 blocks west is one of our favorite restaurants on the water, the Ice House. Another block brings you to a friendly Mexican restaurant. A few blocks north puts you in the heart of town, with more food, shops, and ice cream. Walk 3 blocks east and you're at the beach. The house is easy in, easy out with a large driveway, a fun front patio and lots of space out back.

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