10/10 Excellent
Lesley B.
Jul 24, 2023
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Perfect for our Stay
Lesley B.
Stayed 3 nights in Jul 2023
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Boaty McBeach House: A Short Walk to Beach, Waterfront Sunsets & Restaurants!
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Reviews
10 out of 10
Exceptional
2 bedrooms1 bathroomSleeps 6800 sq ft
Popular amenities
Rooms & beds
2 bedrooms (sleeps 6)
Bedroom 1
1 King Bed
Bedroom 2
1 Queen Bed
Living Room 1
1 Queen Sofa Bed
1 bathroom
Bathroom
Soap · Towels provided · Bathtub or shower · Bathtub · Toilet · Shampoo · Hair dryer
Spaces
Deck or patio
Porch or lanai
Kitchen
Separate dining area
Outdoor play area
Garden
About this property
Boaty McBeach House: A Short Walk to Beach, Waterfront Sunsets & Restaurants!
Just over an hour from DC or Richmond, a huge transformation awaits: relax at this peaceful cottage, ideally situated on “The Point,” just a couple blocks from the beach or the bay, in quiet and quirky Colonial Beach.
You get the whole home, a large yard & a central location in our walkable, bikeable, golf-cartable, quiet & quirky town. (Note: You can arrive by boat too!)
The home flows naturally and feels airy and spacious for its size. Both the king bedroom and queen bedroom are super comfy and cozy. The living room includes a pull out queen sofa if you want to squeeze in 2 more.
Beyond the bedrooms, the house includes one full bathroom, a large dining table in an open-plan, brightly lit kitchen/dining area. The front porch is shaded after the early morning, and the back porch is open and sunny. The large back yard is fenced in and includes grass and patio space with a gas grill.
The home includes lots of free off-street parking, and is an easy walk to the bay, the beach, and to restaurants on the water or downtown. Rent golf carts or use the bikes to explore a little further, or hop in your car and hit historic sites or beautiful vineyards.
Arrive by boat and walk 1.5 blocks from the dock to the house, and then spend a few days exploring the lower Potomac River, Shark's Tooth Island, or venture out into the Chesapeake Bay.
You get the whole home, a large yard & a central location in our walkable, bikeable, golf-cartable, quiet & quirky town. (Note: You can arrive by boat too!)
The home flows naturally and feels airy and spacious for its size. Both the king bedroom and queen bedroom are super comfy and cozy. The living room includes a pull out queen sofa if you want to squeeze in 2 more.
Beyond the bedrooms, the house includes one full bathroom, a large dining table in an open-plan, brightly lit kitchen/dining area. The front porch is shaded after the early morning, and the back porch is open and sunny. The large back yard is fenced in and includes grass and patio space with a gas grill.
The home includes lots of free off-street parking, and is an easy walk to the bay, the beach, and to restaurants on the water or downtown. Rent golf carts or use the bikes to explore a little further, or hop in your car and hit historic sites or beautiful vineyards.
Arrive by boat and walk 1.5 blocks from the dock to the house, and then spend a few days exploring the lower Potomac River, Shark's Tooth Island, or venture out into the Chesapeake Bay.
Our prices include all fees. No hidden fees.
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Amenities
Kitchen
Washer
Dryer
Free WiFi
Air conditioning
Outdoor Space
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House Rules
Check in after 3:00 PM
Minimum age to rent: 25
Check out before 11:00 AM
Children
Children allowed: ages 0-17
We have a pack-n-play available, but needs sheets.
Events
No events allowed
Pets
No pets allowed
Smoking
Smoking is not permitted
Important information
You need to know
Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has indicated there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property
Host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a first aid kit, and a deadbolt lock
We should mention
This property does not have elevators
About the neighborhood
Colonial Beach
Located in Colonial Beach, this cottage is in the city center and on a river. Colonial Beach Historical Society and George Washington Birthplace National Monument are cultural highlights, and some of the area's activities can be experienced at Bayside Marina and Ingleside Vineyards. Kayaking, motor boating, and sailing offer great chances to get out on the surrounding water, or you can seek out an adventure with cycling nearby.
Colonial Beach, VA
What's nearby
- Bayside Marina - 5 min walk - 0.4 km
- Colonial Beach - 5 min walk - 0.4 km
- Colonial Beach Historical Society - 6 min walk - 0.6 km
- George Washington Birthplace National Monument - 15 min drive - 21.9 km
- Maryland International Raceway - 46 min drive - 63.4 km
Getting around
Restaurants
- Dockside Restaurant - 3 min drive
- McDonald's - 3 min drive
- Wilkerson's Seafood Restaurant - 5 min drive
- Domino's Pizza - 4 min drive
- Los Hermanos - 5 min walk
Frequently asked questions
Reviews
10
Exceptional
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Cleanliness
10/10
Check-in
10/10
Communication
10/10
Location
10/10
Listing accuracy
Reviews
10/10 Excellent
Abi F.
Oct 17, 2025
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Abi F.
Stayed 7 nights in Oct 2025
10/10 Excellent
Charlene J.
Aug 14, 2023
Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Cottage experi
Charlene J.
Stayed 4 nights in Aug 2023
About the host
Hosted by Matt Hirschmann
We fell in love in with Colonial Beach as a natural first destination toward or returning from the Chesapeake. Boating in the area is fantastic, and we soon learned we loved the vibe of the town, too. After twenty years visiting, we decided to plant roots, and then decided to share it with others.
Why they chose this property
The house has a great vibe... simple, but well organized, and a good flow. The bedrooms are cozy and the living room is welcoming. The dining room is bright and is connected to the kitchen. The yard is large, and the location is excellent.
What makes this property unique
The house sits on "The Point" in Colonial Beach. 1.5 blocks west is one of our favorite restaurants on the water, the Ice House. Another block brings you to a friendly Mexican restaurant. A few blocks north puts you in the heart of town, with more food, shops, and ice cream. Walk 3 blocks east and you're at the beach. The house is easy in, easy out with a large driveway, a fun front patio and lots of space out back.
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