The Emerald Acres House

We appreciate the opportunity to respond to this review. Please contrast this review with every other review we've received, all of which are very positive.

Taking the guest's observations in order:

Type of house: under the "Amenities" section of this listing, we have always indicated that this property is a mobile home. Current photos of the exterior have been added to the photo gallery.

Sailboat: not sure what "dilapidated" means, as this is a fully functional sailboat that we regularly use. Even with the sailboat in the driveway, there was parking available for 3 vehicles. Regardless, we have moved it off the property.

Weed patch: the lawn was about 3 days past due for a mowing, but a weed patch? Please see the current photos showing the front yard.

Cracked ceilings: There was a single crack in one of the rooms, this has been fixed.

Bathrooms: all points noted have been corrected.

Window air conditioners: again, they are mentioned in the "Amenities" section

Teflon frying pan: there were actually two of these available, not sure why she didn't see the other one. The one she mentioned did have wear, but was definitely not peeling. Regardless, it has been removed.

TV: Again, in the "Amenities" section, we mention that the TV carries only over-the-air local channels. Instructions were given as how to access the channels (about 10 channels in all). We wish that the guest had reached out for assistance.

Religious decor: Of the 13 artworks on display, (many of them originals), only 4 contained any kind of spiritual reference (one in each room of the house). Regardless, one of them has been replaced with a non-spiritual artwork. We've had dozens of guests over the last 5 years with very different religious backgrounds, but this is the first time we've ever had a negative comment on our artwork.

Wall between the master bedroom and bath: Again, photos in the gallery section show this clearly.

On the P.S. - an observation was made by us that previous guests had gotten un-removable food stains on the bedding and replacement for such had to be charged against their deposit.

In summary, there were some reasonable observations made and those have been remedied. However, the majority of the disappointments would have been avoided if the guest had read the details of our listing and looked at the photos.

Thanks for keeping this review in proper context of all the other very positive reviews we've had over the years. Thanks for taking time to read this!