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Relax in Style at the Bitchin' Beach House!

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Hanging Furniture on the Cobblestone Porch


Last updated: 03/24/2017
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  • Minimum stay:2 nights
  • Sleeps:5
  • Bedrooms:2
  • Bathrooms:1.5
  • Property type:Cottage
  • Internet:Yes
  • Pets considered:No
  • Wheel chair accessible:N/A

About the Property

Cottage, 2 Bedrooms + Sleeping Porch, 1.5 Baths, (Sleeps 4)

Here at the Bitchin' Beach House and Bitchin' Digs we believe that you deserve the best...the best service and the best vacation rental, we are here help.

The Bitchin' Beach house is a very colorful, vibrant beach bungalow! It took a lot of work and heart to create this amazing environment. If you are looking for a unique experience, where your vacation home is not just a bed for the night, you have come to the right place! This house is truly a vacation in itself. Decorated and owned by a professional Interior Designer/Decorator, this Caribbean-Inspired Getaway is unlike any other home. Filled with one-of-a-kind stained glass (including beautifully carved stained glass bedroom doors, dual masters - one we call the 'Captain's Room' featuring a queen bed, hanging chair hammock and a clawfoot bathtub perched on a pedestal and the other 'The Bamboo Room' has furniture taken straight from a villa in Mexico including a rocking chair and double bed handmade from bamboo.

Our 800 sq ft wraparound cobblestone porch overlooks our beautiful peaceful street and expands our bungalow into an outdoor environment, with its dining table for 12 made from 200 yr old barn wood. Close our outdoor curtains for even more privacy as you lounge on the hanging bed and take in the scent of the fresh flowers along the perimeter of the veranda. Ahhh...

The Bitchin' Beach House is the first of many real estate and hospitality endeavors created, owned and managed by Bitchin' Digs.

Keywords: Bungalow, Bungalo, Beach house, Cottage, Getaway, Escape, House, Home,
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Member since: 2010

Speaks: english
Response time: Within 24 hours
Response Rate: 100%
Calendar last updated: 03/24/2017

Property Type

  • Cottage

House Rules

  • Max. occupancy 5
  • Non Smoking Only
  • Pets Not Allowed

Accommodation Type

  • Vacation Rental


  • Guests Provide Their Own Meals


  • Limited Accessibility:

    A few front steps to enter property....moreless

Bedrooms: 2 Bedrooms, Sleeps 5, Beds for 4-5

  • Bedroom 1


  • Bedroom 2


  • Sleeping Porch


  • Queen size Beds (1), Double Beds (2) We have a 2nd double bed as a hanging outdoor lounge bed on the covered porch, curtains can be closed for privacy....moreless

Bathrooms: 1 Bathroom, 1 Half Bathroom

Other Amenities

  • Dual Masters, Claw foot bathtub in the Captain's Room, Stained Glass Doors, Designer furnished, 52' HDTV, Giant Outdoor Living Space, Hanging Bed Under the Porch Overhang, Hanging Outdoor Chair, Outdoor Hammock, Indoor rocking chair, Hammock in Master Suite, Outdoor 200 year old barn wood dining table seats 12, Outdoor lounge....moreless


  • DVD Player
  • Music Library:

    Ihome for an Ipod...moreless

  • Stereo
  • Television:

    Big flat screen TV with basic cable, Netflix and Hulu....moreless


  • Adventure
  • Away From It All
  • Budget
  • Family
  • Romantic
  • Sports & Activities
  • Tourist Attractions


  • Cinemas
  • Health/Beauty Spa
  • Live Theater
  • Museums
  • Restaurants
  • Theme Parks
  • Zoo

Local Services & Businesses

  • ATM/Bank
  • Fitness Center
  • Groceries
  • Hospital
  • Laundromat
  • Massage Therapist
  • Medical Services

Leisure Activities

  • Antiquing
  • Boating
  • Horseback Riding
  • Horseshoes
  • Miniature Golf
  • Scenic Drives
  • Shelling
  • Shopping
  • Sight Seeing
  • Sledding
  • Walking
  • Whale Watching
  • Wildlife Viewing

Sports & Adventure Activities

  • Basketball Court
  • Cycling
  • Equestrian Events
  • Fishing
  • Golf
  • Hiking
  • Hot Air Ballooning
  • Ice Skating
  • Jet Skiing
  • Kayaking
  • Mountain Biking
  • Racquetball
  • Rafting
  • Rock Climbing
  • Sailing
  • Surfing
  • Swimming
  • Tennis
  • Water Skiing
  • Wind-Surfing


  • Dining Area


  • Clothes Dryer
  • Hair Dryer
  • Heating
  • Internet
  • Iron & Board
  • Linens Provided
  • Living Room
  • Telephone
  • Towels Provided
  • Washing Machine
  • Wireless Internet
  • Wood Fireplace:

    Firepit outside...moreless


  • Coffee Maker
  • Cooking Utensils
  • Dishes & Utensils
  • Ice Maker
  • Kitchen
  • Microwave
  • Oven
  • Refrigerator
  • Stove
  • Toaster


  • Deck / Patio:

    800sq ft wrap around patio with hanging lounge bed,hanging chair, hammock & outdoor dining and living space....moreless

  • Lanai / Gazebo
  • Outdoor Grill


Write a review 5
from 10 traveler reviews
Rental basis: Per property
Dates Nightly Weekend Night Weekly Monthly * Event
May 1 - May 31, 2017
2 night min stay
$1,487 $6,200
Jun 1 - Sep 30, 2017
2 night min stay
$1,785 $7,440
My Standard Rate
2 night min stay
$1,488 $6,200
* Approximate Monthly rates, actual rate will depend on the days of the month you stay

Additional information about rental rates


  • Cleaning $150
  • Refundable Damage Deposit $500
  • Tax Rate 10%


Holidays: Christmas, New Year, Thanksgiving, Easter, Valentine's Day etc.. subject to holiday rates.

$500 Security Deposit

$150 Cleaning Fee

$35 extra per person, per night, if it exceeds 4 people.

CITY ORDINANCE TRANSIENT OCCUPANCY TAX: Each transient renter staying 30 days or less is subject to pay a Transient Occupancy Tax of 10% of the rent payment. The ordinance requires property owners to collect the 10% and send the tax payment to the City at the end of each quarter. Permit No. STR14-0231.

Owner's cancellation policy:

50% refund for cancellations more than 14 days before check-in date.

100% refund for cancellations more than 30 days before check-in date.

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Last updated: 03/24/2017
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Dana Point Harbor, Salt Creek Beach Park, Doheny State Beach, Ocean Institute, Public Trail System and Nature Interpretive Center


Owner info

Year Purchased: 2010

About the owner: The Bitchin' Beach House is our first project of many. It is a home, a getaway, a vacation rental, a retreat... an oasis! Our goal is to own and design boutique hotels all over the world. We want our places to be about creating a lifestyle; everyone should be able to enjoy extraordinary environments, for themselves or with their favorite people. The Bitchin' Beach House was a rundown, cramped, depressing house and we turned it into a Caribbean-inspired getaway with room to entertain! We put our all into creating a place worth bringing people together, from the decorative pillows, right down to the studs. In simple terms, we are very driven and passionate about taking full advantage of the senses! We love to create beautiful inspiring environments, visually, musically, scent, taste, etc... everything can, and should be, made enjoyable. If you care to see a plethora of photos/descriptions/amazing reviews/raves/gloats or boasts please look up "The Bitchin' Beach House" on that oh-so-famous social networking website:

Why the Owner Chose Lantern Village, Dana Point, CA, USA:
It has almost 'seven miles of coastal bluffs and rolling hills along the Pacific Ocean with its charming beaches and wild surfs. Most noteworthy of these bluffs is a unique promontory known as the “Headlands”, which overlooks Dana Point Harbor, one of the most significant manmade alterations of the Orange County coastline.' (Quote taken from the City of Dana Point). For me personally, it was the fact that it has everything... it is within a mile of the greatest beaches in California, walking distance to the store and cute shops, it's a ten minute drive to Newport, Laguna and San Clemente. There are plenty of things to do no matter what your taste or mood. Great happy-hours, sunsets and relaxing days on the beach are endless. Who wouldn't want the quintessential Southern California Beach living experience?

The Unique Benefits at this Cottage:
No other rental will feel as unique as this home. There is not one cookie-cutter aspect of this bungalow. It is truly individual.

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Speaks: english
Response time: Within 24 hours
Response Rate: 100%
Calendar last updated: 03/24/2017

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  • Hanging Furniture on the Cobblestone Porch

    Hanging Furniture on the Cobblestone Porch

  • Hanging Furniture on the Cobblestone Porch

    Hanging Furniture on the Cobblestone Porch

  • The Colorful Kitchen

    The Colorful Kitchen

  • Glass, freestanding sink!

    Glass, freestanding sink!

  • Clawfoot bathtub on a pedestal in one of the master suites!

    Clawfoot bathtub on a pedestal in one of the master suites!

  • The Outdoor Lounge

    The Outdoor Lounge

  • The Bamboo Room - Complete with walk-in closet!

    The Bamboo Room - Complete with walk-in closet!

  • The Bamboo Bed

    The Bamboo Bed

Cheers! (Check out that barnwood table!)

    Cheers! (Check out that barnwood table!)

  • The Main Entry

    The Main Entry

  • The Couch Corner of The Vibrant Living Room

    The Couch Corner of The Vibrant Living Room

  • The Captain's Room

    The Captain's Room

  • View from porch looking through the french doors into the living room.

    View from porch looking through the french doors into the living room.

  • The Hanging Bed.

    The Hanging Bed.

  • The Walk-in Closet.

    The Walk-in Closet.

  • The Neighborhood: Strands Beach

    The Neighborhood: Strands Beach

VRBO #331649

This listing was first published here in 2010.

Date last modified - Wednesday, March 29, 2017

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